We’ve been covering Janet Porter recently for some reason or another, but this is just insane. World Net Daily, a website which, while insane, did at least RESEMBLE news for a period of time, has now lost it. Sure, you can read the sermon that was tipped to us, but let’s get to the brass tax here.
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World Net Daily Has Officially Gone Over the Edge
World Net Daily Special: “GOD SAVE US ALL”
Never mind the above banner-ad screen shot from the post. We have other matters to attend to.
Some people are taking The Fight (whatever the hell that is) TO THE EXTREME:
Janet Porter is being VERY SERIOUS with you. Let’s explore.
I wanted to e-mail my editor and tell him I’m taking the week off. My preference? Play in the snow with my niece and nephew and spend time by the fireplace with family. But too much is at stake to give up now – or even to take a much needed break.
The Senate rammed through socialized medicine, complete with forced abortion funding, and we have to stop it in the House.
So now it’s time for a PRAYERATHON. Especially since, if we enable health care reform, we are essentially “killing God.”
The Worst World Net Daily Thing We Have Ever Seen
Here’s something that should make the heathen-blood boil! His name is Kenneth L. Hutcherson, and he wrote a thing that is just RANDY, we tell you. World Net Daily has never made such an honest and straight-forward point.
Another way secular society is trying to control Christians is by the fallacy of the separation of church and state. That establishment clause was intended to protect the church from the state, not to keep the church from participating in the state. Christians’ ignorance of the meaning of the establishment clause has allowed us to be controlled just like the African Americans were in the 1950s and ’60s.
READ THE BLOCK QUOTE AGAIN. Read it 80 times. Christians are not just the new black, they are SUPPOSED to be intermingled with State affairs, all the time. The roughly 60 words you see above are spot on. No questions, please.
World Net Daily Pink Slips Stack As High As Anything You Have Ever Seen Or Heard Of
Yes, World Net Daily has really outdone themselves. You may remember when they announced an exciting campaign to “Pink Slip” Congress for being so audacious as to work bills through committees and frequently make public appearances, but that’s all over now. World Net Daily has done the impossible — they lied about things.
Right now they claim that they have sold no less then 8 MILLION pink slips at the price of something like $25.00. This is not true. If it was true, that means any given audience at Fox — all three million of them — shelled out almost $75.00 to stick it to the man on behalf of a wingnut website. Yes — they are lying.
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Lou Dobbs’ Plot to Legalize All Illegal Immigrants Proves His Mexican Ancestry
“King Birther,” as we have so lovingly referred to him since this site’s inception, has always been QUESTIONED over his origins. While many of these issues have been sorted out, the strongest question still remains— is Lou Dobbs a Mess’ican?
Now the man who hated the ‘illegals is coming out for immunity. Which means nothing makes sense in this post-Thanksgiving America. Save yourself while you still have the chance. WORLD NUT DAILY INVESTIGATES:
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Wingnut Porn From World Net Daily
Sweet, sweet man love
World Net Daily would like to remind all of us of the impending doom which is the American Music Awards. According to America’s favorite website, it is a place of Sodomy and sinful disgrace. What can we do about this problem? WE MUST SMITE POPULAR MUSIC— that is the first step.
We begin with the headline:
OBSCENE ON TV!
American Music Awards become ‘modern Sodom’
Openly ‘gay’ Adam Lambert simulates sex acts with men on ABC broadcast
Sodomy! It is everywhere. We are now a Nation of heathen Sodomites, and Adam Lambert is clearly to blame.
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The Club For Growth (Not the Erectile Disfunction Kind)
The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at what they did for Doug Hoffman! He was actually the “front-runner” of the right in New York’s 23rd Congressional District election, all because of The Club For Growth.
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Pat Buchanan Wishes America Was White Again
America’s Favorite Bigot played for the home team today with a wonderful piece in World Net Daily discussing the death of “traditional values,” or “white people” in Buchanan Speak. Not only, however, did he reinvigorate the tired masses yearning to be free, but he invoked the OATH KEEPERS! Yes, he believes they are just what society needs.
And if the Pelosi-Reid progressives went postal over town hall protesters, calling them “un-American,” “Nazis” and “evil-mongers,” one can imagine what they will do with the Oath Keepers.
What will progressives do to the “Oath Keepers?” Sodomize them! Isn’t that all progressives talk about?
So get out there and start spreading the word! Tonight we sodomize. But that’s not all Buchanan said — he also brought up fresh, new ideas!
