Posts tagged ‘World Jewish Conspiracy’

Lou Dobbs’ Plot to Legalize All Illegal Immigrants Proves His Mexican Ancestry

By shortsshortsshorts, 30 November, 2009, 5 Comments

“King Birther,” as we have so lovingly referred to him since this site’s inception, has always been QUESTIONED over his origins. While many of these issues have been sorted out, the strongest question still remains— is Lou Dobbs a Mess’ican?

Now the man who hated the ‘illegals is coming out for immunity. Which means nothing makes sense in this post-Thanksgiving America. Save yourself while you still have the chance. WORLD NUT DAILY INVESTIGATES:

Wingnut Porn From World Net Daily

By shortsshortsshorts, 24 November, 2009, 1 Comment
Sweet, sweet man love

Sweet, sweet man love

World Net Daily would like to remind all of us of the impending doom which is the American Music Awards. According to America’s favorite website, it is a place of Sodomy and sinful disgrace. What can we do about this problem? WE MUST SMITE POPULAR MUSIC— that is the first step.

We begin with the headline:

OBSCENE ON TV!
American Music Awards become ‘modern Sodom’
Openly ‘gay’ Adam Lambert simulates sex acts with men on ABC broadcast


Sodomy! It is everywhere. We are now a Nation of heathen Sodomites, and Adam Lambert is clearly to blame.

The Club For Growth (Not the Erectile Disfunction Kind)

By shortsshortsshorts, 17 November, 2009, 9 Comments

The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at what they did for Doug Hoffman! He was actually the “front-runner” of the right in New York’s 23rd Congressional District election, all because of The Club For Growth.

Drudge Report Does Not Appreciate Radio Transmissions From Credit Cards

By shortsshortsshorts, 16 November, 2009, 2 Comments

We’ll just throw this one out there and let you decide what to make of it: