Posts tagged ‘Who knows?’

Alex Jones— The Next Glenn Beck?

By shortsshortsshorts, 8 October, 2009, 4 Comments

Did you know that The New Republic actually did a post suggesting that Alex Jones is the next Glenn Beck? Honestly, chascates, who tipped this, actually hates this website. He is subjecting your Editor to some form of Electronic Chinese Water Torture to send such a terrible pile of bile. Keep in mind— this is the same chascates who was the only one to tip us on this piece of garbage, which incidentally will air TONIGHT on FOX NEWS, only.

Actually we have to give chascates credit. He finds some really weird shit sometimes and passes it along here. While your ShortsandPants isn’t a huge fan of being led through the hollow-brained crazy at various “Republic” publications (read: Free Republic), sometimes it seems like the right thing to do. So let us plunge into the wacky, fucked up musings of our New Republic friends— if only for a moment.

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A Historic Treasury of America’s Gayest Political Advertisements

By shortsshortsshorts, 7 October, 2009, 1 Comment

Hey there, America! Thanks for all your help and all from out here in the Golden State. We sure love how you right-wing bastards trash California as if its worse than Sodom, and then throw all of your money at Conservative causes as if there is nothing else to do with life. No really! We appreciate it! Just look what happened with Proposition 8. Hundreds of terrible ads were played all over our State depicting gay marriage as being the same as child molestation and other effective New Media concepts. This post is devoted to the Gayest Ads to Ever Come to California, or “GAE,” for short. Surprisingly these ads came from the opponents of gay marriage. Who knew?

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Whores— the Lot of Them

By shortsshortsshorts, 24 September, 2009, 3 Comments

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, John Boehner and Eric Cantor wrote a letter that is no longer accessible to us “human” types. This letter is critical of Michele Bachmann, apparently, but now it is gone! HMMM. But, according to the Minnesota Independent, it has been replaced with this:

What is the moral of this short story? We are represented by a gang of prostitutes, and nothing else. There are solicitations being performed not only in the streets of D.C., but inside the highest realms of power one can think of. What makes this even worse is the general American reaction that stating one position at 10:00 a.m. and completely reversing that position by 12:00 p.m. is actually acceptable to us. Isn’t that swell?