The Moonie Times has brought up something that every other massive news outlet has somehow missed— and we need to get to the bottom of it. According to our good friends over there, Democrats are horrible, horrible failures. In fact, nations the globe over have come to agree with this sentiment. Who would have thought?
The Democracy Corps-Third Way survey released Monday finds that by a 10-point margin — 51 percent to 41 percent — Americans think the standing of the U.S. dropped during the first 13 months of Mr. Obama’s presidency.
Yes— under George Bush we endured lasting solidarity with sovereign countries that can never be matched by a warmongering Democrat with intentions of using the notion of pre-emptive strike against anything and anybody it can. Do not question these poll results. Under every scenario the truth remains. We are so hated by the world because of Democrats. If only we could bring back the good old days of the Bush legacy— when all rejoiced and there was peace, love and understanding among the populace. With a bit of luck, we can invade MORE, as this, according to the Washington Times, is a great way to make allies. Finally the truth is known.
We must make cutbacks in order to subsist in these hard times. Utah understands this, and they have a fantastic idea! Let’s just
Pat Robertson is a
Do you find the photo contained in this post to be TERRIFYING? You should, because there is yet another threat to the welfare of our Nation that must be recognized without any racial bias, at all. We must stop the whites and the blacks from marrying each other— otherwise 9/11 will happen to our children, forever.
JIM! He’s from Oklahoma.
The finely screwed up balance between church and state is something that continues to plague Small Town America. It is the hottest issue since coat-hanger abortions became legalized in 1994 and marijuana prescriptions began for 5 year-old children in 1998. Now there is a different beast ruining our society — religious signs and chants during a high school football game.
California has been nothing but Fat City for the last 6 years. It was in 2003, when the State (Karl Rove) installed a robot-human into the Governor’s Mansion who was supposed to lead us out of the so-called “despair” that a Democrat had caused. We were pissed about budget delays and “too much Government,” which is a nice segway into the clusterfuck caused by a burly Austrian. This Austrian has broken many proud records, such as the Record for Longest Delay in Securing a Budget (3 times), and the coveted Record for Simultaneously Breaking the Record of Greatest Deficit While Still Being Able to Cut Most State Services.
There is really no point of trying anymore, believers of Evolution. Not even Hollywood, with its awful mouth-breathing liberals, can possibly explain why a 
There was once a time, many decades ago, when law enforcement was the hero of the town, bad guys were really bad, and everyone looked up to the man protecting them from EVIL DOERS.
Hello people in the south! You have won the Civil War after all! CELEBRATE! Somewhere in Florida there is a town outside of the posh estate-shit-homes that white people from Chicago and New York buy up like they buy up cocaine and other services, where people have no money, at all. This is where all the tomatoes come from! In the winter!

