Mean old man and willing child-killer Bob Gates, leader of the pointless American war effort in Afghanistan as US Defense secretary, metaphorically spanked those crybaby anti-war Europeans today, criticizing them for not fully embracing the blowback and endless death which the war on “terror” has visited upon those foolish enough to attempt to subjugate the same people who sent the Soviets back home with their tails between their legs.
“The demilitarization of Europe — where large swaths of the general public and political class are averse to military force and the risks that go with it — has gone from a blessing in the 20th century to an impediment to achieving real security and lasting peace in the 21st.”
So the peace-loving Europeans need to go back to their historical war-making ways in order to “achieve peace.”
Gates should probably not run this by a logician.
Summoning his inner Orwell, Gates excoriated Europe’s pussy, lily-livered, fruit-whipped little fairies who claim to be America’s allies but won’t commit whole-heartedly to a financially-crippling war in the midst of the worst economic downturn since the 1930s.
Instead of recognizing this salient fact, Gates instead chose to pretend that the only relevant issue is Europe’s’ bizarre aversion to total war. You’d think a continent that saw two devastating wars costing 100 million lives in the last century would be totally up for another round.
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