Posts tagged ‘Two-faced clowns’

The Dream Ticket

By shortsshortsshorts, 19 November, 2009, 5 Comments

If you are a wingnut and hate your own party— you should be ELATED over this news:

Palin-Beck 2012?

COULD IT BE? Yes, there are rumors afoot as Sarah Palin opened up that wide berth of hers and sprayed spit and words out at some innocent person:

Sarah Palin has suggested Fox News firebrand Glenn Beck could be someone she’d consider as a running mate if she makes a bid for the White House in two years.

Do not adjust your Internets— what you have just read actually happened. We know not what this means, but we can interpret in a few ways.

1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3. What the fuck?

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Whores— the Lot of Them

By shortsshortsshorts, 24 September, 2009, 3 Comments

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, John Boehner and Eric Cantor wrote a letter that is no longer accessible to us “human” types. This letter is critical of Michele Bachmann, apparently, but now it is gone! HMMM. But, according to the Minnesota Independent, it has been replaced with this:

What is the moral of this short story? We are represented by a gang of prostitutes, and nothing else. There are solicitations being performed not only in the streets of D.C., but inside the highest realms of power one can think of. What makes this even worse is the general American reaction that stating one position at 10:00 a.m. and completely reversing that position by 12:00 p.m. is actually acceptable to us. Isn’t that swell?