Did you enjoy your Holiday traveling? If you haven’t had to fly this season, you are one lucky dog. IT IS HORRIBLE. However, being that our TSA people are now all over this issue, you can be assured it is going to get a helluva lot worse. Get excited, America:
Confused? So were scores of passengers who flew Monday on one of the busiest travel days of the year. On some flights, passengers were told to keep their hands visible and not to listen to iPods. Even babies were frisked. But on other planes, security appeared no tighter than usual.
You see, ever since the failed plot by the dude from Yemen, we are doomed to another year of hilariously ineffective and absolutely baffling security protocols. Soon you will remove your shoes not once, but twice. Then you will put one shoe on, and then you will stand on the foot that is still bare. This in the name of security.
Nevermind the picture of John McCain saying “GRRR” to the left of these words— the point is that angry Republicans exist, and they have a million new ways of describing Liberals. 
Brilliant news from upper New York state, where the losingest loser in the short history of loserish Tea Party patriotism has declared himself perhaps not such a loser after all, pending the counting of actual, you know, votes.
The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at 
Mike Huckabee! 
