Some men know what they want. They want the ladies, and commonly they will go to interesting lengths to get said ladies, Some men, however, prefer other men— they mustn’t be “blamed” for it, as it is arguably a very natural thing to be attracted to members of the same sex. California Senator Roy Ashburn, a man who represents a massive amount of California dirt, cannot come to terms with this fact of life. While frequently voicing a hate for all forms homosexuality, he was recently pulled over for a DUI while leaving— wait for it— a gay bar. Well done, Roy. Should we mention he was in State-owned vehicle? Oh, well yes that is also true.
Maybe he was studying the behaviors of his opponents? Perhaps he was so drunk that he happened on the wrong place of business? Not at all, as the apology inevitably follows:
Something is delectably uncertain with America’s favorite news outlet, and we do not know where to place responsiblity. On the one hand you have a Rupert Murdoch scorning the lands of hope with Agent Orange, and on the other you have a strange character 
Okay, people. We’ve had it up to here with this “Scott Brown” bullshit. Yes, we know he won the election in Massachusetts. Whoopee.
The Family Research Counsel 
Chicago sends word! Mark Kirk is NOT GAY.
Infighting! It is what we love at ShortsandPants. You can imagine your Editor’s elation when he came across 
Do you see the man to the left? Do you see the resemblance to a certain character from The Lord of the Rings? Well, that is because he is quite SIMILAR to Schmiegel, in both appearance and moral fiber. We do not know how he broke out of Middle Earth, but his existence is now known. How did we miss that he would choose Oklahoma to undermine us all?
The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at 
Angry Christians abound! They are everywhere! You see, various “Leagues” are incensed by various “things.” We will feature two of these in one post. IT’S LIKE A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE SALE!
There is persecution amok in our thriving public libraries. You see, according to FOX, straight people are being discriminated against— again. The militant gays just keep getting their way and hurting our great Nation. What can we even do to stop them? 
Hey there, America! Thanks for all your help and all from out here in the Golden State. We sure love how you right-wing bastards trash California as if its worse than Sodom, and then throw all of your money at Conservative causes as if there is nothing else to do with life. No really! We appreciate it! Just look what happened with Proposition 8. Hundreds of terrible ads were played all over our State depicting gay marriage as being the same as 
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