Posts tagged ‘Swords’

Dozens of Americans Realize They Despise Any Other Race

By shortsshortsshorts, 7 December, 2009, No Comment

This video is a real winner, ladies and gentlemen. You could take it as a message of “were not racist,” but let’s get to the brass tax here— it’s pretty hilarious that so many people can say “I guess I’m a racist.”

For example— if you are ever on public transit, try saying it out loud. “I GUESS I’M A RACIST.” Try “I AM RACIST.” That one should work wonders for you.

(YouTube)

Wednesday Fun Post

By shortsshortsshorts, 2 December, 2009, 1 Comment

image REMEMBER THE FRIDAY FUN POSTS? This is not one of them. This is the “Wednesday Fun Post,” an offshoot of the Friday Fun Post. Your Editor’s “father,” a man of great esteem and reverence, sent a series of screen grabs that relate to stupid headlines that have made it into our Nation’s Finest Newspapers. We post them all, after the jump.

Editorial Conversations

By shortsshortsshorts, 24 November, 2009, 2 Comments

The CIA was recently outed for building secret prisons in Lithuania— on HORSE FARMS, of all things. You can understand their thinking by reading the article, here.

Two of your Editors decided to exchange in a discourse on this very subject, which your ShortsandPants has posted, below.

Your Sometimes Daily WTF

By WilsonEdgar, 20 November, 2009, 7 Comments

From Wilson Edgar: “(Okay, again, not funny… but it could be a good starting point)

This thing starts with:

Citing the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s call to civil disobedience,
I mean how cute is that?? Funny thing is that while MLK was fighting for the rights of blacks these same people would come up with gems such as “If God intended people of different races to marry He would have not put them in different continents”.. but now interracial marriage is fine, Negroes can have the fat and the ugly (Meg I’m talking to you, come to daddy), it’s okay for them to cite MLK.

Lou Dobbs Finds His Calling— GOP Cries in Fear

By shortsshortsshorts, 13 November, 2009, 3 Comments

As we are all wondering what Dobbs’ next exciting role in life will be, spurious rumors are afoot. Just what is the next move, Lou?

Salon decided to devote an article to this very subject, which sounds like great news for Democrats (Salon is always great news for Democrats), and a nightmare for the GOP. Lou Dobbs wishes to become a political overlord, you see. This should be hilarious and therefore we must explore the possibilities. First, what did Lou Dobbs have to say on that radio program of his a day after resigning from CNN?