Like many human beings, Michele Bachmann endeavors to do what is right and true for the sustenance of her own advancement. This is just and true for the nature of the American Dream, as she is a strong proponent of advancing the causes of good for her constituency. You see, our elected leaders are obviously there to protect the interests of those they serve, and Michele is no exception to this glorious rule of thumb.
On that same vernacular, the rule of thumb exists because of people like Michele Bachmann. Not to offend our female readers, but at least you know why it exists. This is why we are very proud to announce the following headline from the Minneapolis/St. Paul City Pages.
Michele Bachmann agrees she’s sponsored no significant legislation
Oh?
I am in the deep minority in Congress and a fairly new freshman, so I don’t have substantive bills that I have passed. I would love to. The very first bill I introduced was the Health Care Freedom of Choice Act.”
Oh.. Ron Paul. Two parts to a name that when joined together create a feeling of bliss and hope, like a choir of angels ejaculated into a cerebral cortex. It is right to still respect the man enough to say; “Yah! Down with the IRS, and HABEAS CORPUS FOR ALL FOREVER AND ALSO FOREVER ALSO maybe.”
Get ready for the opportunity of a LIFETIME. Yes, you are in for a treat! Sarah Palin is coming to town, and she’s bringing an arsenal of “grass roots” political support with her. By grass roots, of course,
Do you love the Constitution? You damn well should, as it is an incredible thing. Tea Party people also love the Constitution, which is why they are on a mission of VAST importance. Let’s do away with the separation of Church and State, as that is clearly how it is phrased in the Constitution. Rex Rammell, lightning Conservative and hopeful primary challenger in the incredible race for Governor of Idaho sends word. Never mind that he suggested somebody
Yes, 
Donald Rumsfeld, a man we all remember with great admiration, did his very best to catch this “Osama” figure in 2001. That is what he did. NO QUESTIONS.
There is something magical about
This evil Los Angeles. Run down low life strip malls spread on and on between ethnic enclaves.
A study was done about fat bastards! It turns out they are numerous, and that 80% of them are in the South and Appalachian Mountains. What does that say about southerners,
Mike Huckabee!
Chascates— ShortsandPants’ worst enemy (HE HATES THIS WEBSITE SO VERY MUCH)— submits a solution that will make most Conservatives immediately diabetic. Seizures all round. It may involve “logic,” which is far too much for many of us to bear — but let’s give it a shot.


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