Yet ANOTHER person is bringing up some sort of crisis and equating it to skin color. This time? Rush Limbaugh. BUT OF COURSE. On his little “radio program” on the “Excellence In Broadcasting Network” he made a compelling argument against humanitarian aide in Darfur. What could possibly be said about Darfur? IT IS A DEMOCRATIC AGENDA TO WIN ELECTIONS.
Is nothing safe from partisan horse shit? The answer is a resounding “no.”
On the August 21 broadcast of the nationally syndicated Rush Limbaugh Show, a caller said to host Rush Limbaugh: “I know I’m no expert in foreign affairs, but what really confuses me about the liberals is the hypocrisy when they talk about how we have no reason to be in Iraq and helping those people, but yet everybody wants us to go to Darfur.” Limbaugh responded by claiming Democrats “want to get us out of Iraq, but they can’t wait to get us into Darfur.” He continued: “There are two reasons. What color is the skin of the people in Darfur? It’s black. And who do the Democrats really need to keep voting for them? If they lose a significant percentage of this voting bloc, they’re in trouble.” The caller responded, “The black population,” to which Limbaugh said, “Right.”
We must allow and permit all forms of genocide in our world, as not to would be part of a ploy to win elections. This is undeniable logic and we will accept no argument to the contrary. If you disagree with this, it is only because you are mounting a campaign bid. Whores, the lot of us.
Pat Robertson is a 
George Will! We love him. He is always the person with 
Your Editor is hidden in some compound in Eastern California, which is why we must impress the truth about Thanksgiving — 
Chascates— ShortsandPants’ worst enemy (HE HATES THIS WEBSITE SO VERY MUCH)— submits a solution that will make most Conservatives immediately diabetic. Seizures all round. It may involve “logic,” which is far too much for many of us to bear — but let’s give it a shot.
Our soldiers at home have our BEST INTERESTS IN MIND. That is why we revere them. Marine reservists, for example, are trained to point out the enemy and neutralize them ON SIGHT. We do not have an army of the weak, but a coalition of the mighty and strong. This is a given fact— which is why if you are Greek, you need to step the fuck out of the way, or take what’s coming to you. 
It appears that even though 
Oh, the filth of those unruly deviants— the poor (blacks). How arrogant of them to assume they hold a place in our richly aristocratic society. What, say you, gives a person with a beating heart and no money any actual use? Enough of this Utilitarian nonsense! ROBUST the Leviathan. LIVE as the survivor. Nay, if ye cannot survive, you shant enjoy the fruits of the labor-less. Back to your field— and TOIL in your inadequacy. Ben Stein shall have no part of you. Cast you off, you liquidity-lacking demon! OFF I say.
Nevermind the whore next to this post. This is the moment every American has waited for. You Euros who read the site (Analytics says it’s about half of you bastards) have no opinion over this stage of events. You do not understand the impact of Mike Huckabee, because 
Angry Christians abound! They are everywhere! You see, various “Leagues” are incensed by various “things.” We will feature two of these in one post. IT’S LIKE A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE SALE!
America’s Favorite Bigot played for the home team today with a wonderful piece 
