Posts tagged ‘SHOW ME THE GLANDS’

News Involving Shoes: The Comeuppance Edition!

By , 2 December, 2009, 2 Comments

Remember that Iraqi journalist who threw his shoe at America’s prettiest president, George W. Bush?  Well, in an earth shattering moment of irony, some other guy threw a shoe at the original shoe-throwing guy!  So, for those of you who were waiting for that to happen, it did.  And the world just keeps on spinning.

Here’s the video, from the BBC.

And this one, from AP:

Hoffman: “Everyone Is Out to Get Me”

By , 19 November, 2009, 1 Comment

Why are you following Douglas Hoffman? WHY DO YOU HATE HIM SO MUCH? You bastards are making him paranoid, and that’s just cruel. Hoffman did nothing to you, right? So why the animosity? Why the black helicopters? Why the strange clicks during phone calls and the white van down the street? You need to cut this out, America. Doug has enough on his mind. He doesn’t need you coming into his home and changing his clocks, poisoning his coffee with anthrax, or having members of the New World Order convene in his basement every 3 weeks. The FBI should certainly stop sending Lizard People over to Hoffman’s home to convince him that none of this is happening, and Xenu is damned to hell if he keeps sending pamphlets trying to explain these occurrences. What we’re trying to say is, Doug Hoffman is being screwed over by every entity, government or not, that has ever roamed the land.

The Club For Growth (Not the Erectile Disfunction Kind)

By , 17 November, 2009, 9 Comments

The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at what they did for Doug Hoffman! He was actually the “front-runner” of the right in New York’s 23rd Congressional District election, all because of The Club For Growth.