Your Shorts&Pants correspondent likes to travel in style, flying first class and sleeping in luxury hotels.
While I pride myself on being S&P’s resident communist, and therefore love our socialist labor heroes, I’m also aware that the American proletariat are often reactionary. And they smell.
Never mind that, as i sat in my first class lounge chair awaiting takeoff to New York City last week, I had to suffer the green-eyed glares and zesty aroma of the working class as they cast envious glances at their social betters. I don’t expect your sympathy.
But with these poor saps, filing toward their tiny corner of our flying sardine can, I shared one thing in common — seething rage at and hatred of the Transportation Security Administration.
