Yet ANOTHER person is bringing up some sort of crisis and equating it to skin color. This time? Rush Limbaugh. BUT OF COURSE. On his little “radio program” on the “Excellence In Broadcasting Network” he made a compelling argument against humanitarian aide in Darfur. What could possibly be said about Darfur? IT IS A DEMOCRATIC AGENDA TO WIN ELECTIONS.
Is nothing safe from partisan horse shit? The answer is a resounding “no.”
On the August 21 broadcast of the nationally syndicated Rush Limbaugh Show, a caller said to host Rush Limbaugh: “I know I’m no expert in foreign affairs, but what really confuses me about the liberals is the hypocrisy when they talk about how we have no reason to be in Iraq and helping those people, but yet everybody wants us to go to Darfur.” Limbaugh responded by claiming Democrats “want to get us out of Iraq, but they can’t wait to get us into Darfur.” He continued: “There are two reasons. What color is the skin of the people in Darfur? It’s black. And who do the Democrats really need to keep voting for them? If they lose a significant percentage of this voting bloc, they’re in trouble.” The caller responded, “The black population,” to which Limbaugh said, “Right.”
We must allow and permit all forms of genocide in our world, as not to would be part of a ploy to win elections. This is undeniable logic and we will accept no argument to the contrary. If you disagree with this, it is only because you are mounting a campaign bid. Whores, the lot of us.
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Donald Rumsfeld, a man we all remember with great admiration, did his very best to catch this “Osama” figure in 2001. That is what he did. NO QUESTIONS.
Politicians love to make their voices heard— everywhere. They are whores, obviously. But what many of us are unaware of remains the fact that REFUSING to give an opinion, as Senator James Inhofe has recently decided to do in the ridiculously named “Environment and Public Works Committee” hearings, you would see why Oklahoma people love him oh so much! 
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Hey there, America! Thanks for all your help and all from out here in the Golden State. We sure love how you right-wing bastards trash California as if its worse than Sodom, and then throw all of your money at Conservative causes as if there is nothing else to do with life. No really! We appreciate it! Just look what happened with Proposition 8. Hundreds of terrible ads were played all over our State depicting gay marriage as being the same as 
There is nothing more refreshing then unsubstatiated claims from unreliable sources to start your day off right— and 
In the event that anyone out there on the cybernets watched the entirety of Rush Limbaugh’s speech to the CPAC, which for some reason has received little to no notoriety as a public origination since Sonny and Cher, you probably saw the hilarity ensue, and it had to come with a bit of comfort. Here you are watching some hack who worships the man who made Limbaugh’s career in 1988 (Hint: Fawn Fold Pagen), desperately mouth-fornicate with those who believe that Clinton is to blame for ALL AND/OR ANY ECONOMIC HARDSHIP, without being able to decipher or pretend to understand what the drugs are saying through him. It does not make sense. That is why his speech has been summarized here, in his own words, for clarity:
