Ah yes, the Vatican. Home to the ages of good and just. No matter if they’ve conformed to many pagan rituals (i.e. Christmas, Halloween, etc.), they are on the just path to righteousness. Screw the casserole of sex scandals that has plagued the mighty church— we have to do to this right. It’s time for the Vatican to go ape-shit in the gayest way possible. Your Editor is a proud Catholic.
Just the other night there was a man sitting in a bar claiming that you can only take some things from the Church, and not others. This is wrong. You have to do the whole thing, apparently, and not shirk the responsibilities of certain effect. Amazingly, this is not the case for even the highest on the garb— which is a bit hilarious considering how high and mighty these fuckers claim to be.
So you have two elements— ushers really. Choir boys. And these guys are running around butt-fucking any and every element they can find. They’re worse then Ron Jeremy, if we can even call the man bad (all humans look at porn on the Internet, so we cannot blame Ron Jeremy).
The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at 
