Posts tagged ‘POWERFUL WORDS’

Angry Screeds

By shortsshortsshorts, 19 November, 2009, 1 Comment

From Wilson Edgar:

I’m sorry.

“I’m Sorry for fucking you in the ass, over and over and over and over again. I really am sorry”.

“This is basically what Goldman Sachs sack of shit valiant CEO wants you to know, because he thinks about you all the time and really feels bad about gambling and whoring with your money. Now, I know this doesn’t mean much to you godless sodomites but I expect nothing else from someone who’s doing God’s work right here, on earth.

You see, this is kind of hypocrisy that America needs and this is the sort of free market ideology that GOP so hardly fights for.

Of course there are some real dicks out there who want to destroy the fabric of democracy with their so called investigative journalism, communist bastards.”

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The Club For Growth (Not the Erectile Disfunction Kind)

By shortsshortsshorts, 17 November, 2009, 9 Comments

The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at what they did for Doug Hoffman! He was actually the “front-runner” of the right in New York’s 23rd Congressional District election, all because of The Club For Growth.

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Rick Perry— Master of Infusing Church and State— Says “You Cannot Legislate Morality”

By shortsshortsshorts, 24 September, 2009, 9 Comments

From the Washington Independent:

Rick Perry all of a sudden believes that morality is not something you can legislate, people. This makes total sense, as you can see here! Let’s see what the man had to say.

A key moment: Perry told the crowd to read “The 5,000 Year Leap” by W. Cleon Skousen, a 28-year-old political tract that has gained new fame since it was endorsed by Glenn Beck.

The rest of Perry’s appeals were predicated on his record in Texas, such as pushing for a 2005 marriage amendment to the Constitution. “As far as I’m concerned,” said Perry, “you can’t NOT legislate morality!” One line that rang a bit hollow: “Our country could use a little Texas-style fiscal discipline!”

“Texas style fiscal discipline!” What the hell does that mean? Is Texas more responsible then any other State? Unfortunately the answer is “yes, Texas is actually getting through the economic muck fairly well,” but how?

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