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Recently Uncovered Caveats

By shortsshortsshorts, 9 November, 2009, 4 Comments

America’s favorite debate rages on, with costs becoming a major issue for Pete Sessions— Texas’ 32nd Congressional Hero, questionable fundraiser, and lady-lover.

Sessions ways in with the CAVEAT— as with health care reform, women, with their lady-needs, would cost as much as smokers to cover. Quote:

“Why should a woman pay more than a man?” asked New Jersey Democrat Frank Pallone, according to the Courthouse News Service.

“Well, we’re all different,” Sessions explained. “Why should a smoker pay more?” he said, before being interrupted.

You see? Women are like smokers, somehow. Mr. Sessions understands this. Why does Barack Obama hate women and love smoking so much?