Posts tagged ‘Paultards’

CPAC Proves To Be Object Of Alternate Universe: Ron Paul To Rule Alternate Universe With Iron Fist

By , 21 February, 2010, 5 Comments

Oh.. Ron Paul. Two parts to a name that when joined together create a feeling of bliss and hope, like a choir of angels ejaculated into a cerebral cortex. It is right to still respect the man enough to say; “Yah! Down with the IRS, and HABEAS CORPUS FOR ALL FOREVER AND ALSO FOREVER ALSO maybe.”

We contest why Ron Paul is a favorite when it comes to this little ‘ere website. An enigma brought by scores of people wrapped in their own grip of destitution continues to breathe down the throats of the innocent shouldn’t be brought into the open flame to rape the minds of the other followers of Xenu. We must ask— how did this repugnant trolley-fucker bring himself so far out of the musk and dominate a fairly sizable portion of our population?

That is the point of today’s wonderful post. A subject you have probably already read. Ron Paul. Revolution 2012.

The Newer, Improved Ron Paul

By , 18 February, 2010, 7 Comments

Occasionally, and with great surprise, there emerges the spirit of the Paultard. All humans love the gimmicks of politics, so there is no way to avoid the following required reading:

South Carolina Rep. Mike Pitts has introduced legislation that would mandate that gold and silver coins replace federal currency as legal tender in his state

Yes. That is true. While we can all appreciate a “fiat” currency without the backing of a precious metal, Mr. Pitts provides the following explanation:

World’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory Video Of All Time

By , 19 January, 2010, 2 Comments

You must know at this point that your Shorts & Pants just loves conspiracy videos, as they are always beyond the scope of the “normal person” imagination. Our quest to find the very best one has finally come to a head, and we would like to share with you the above information.

SUMMARY:
1. Draw as many lines on a map of the United States and desperately try to form an altered pentagon.
2. State that Miami is the next venue for a terrorist attack.
3. ??????
4. THE TRUTH IS REVEALED.

This thing ends with a bunch of bible verses that have nothing to do with anything at all. ENJOY.

World Net Daily Pink Slips Stack As High As Anything You Have Ever Seen Or Heard Of

By , 3 December, 2009, 3 Comments

Yes, World Net Daily has really outdone themselves. You may remember when they announced an exciting campaign to “Pink Slip” Congress for being so audacious as to work bills through committees and frequently make public appearances, but that’s all over now. World Net Daily has done the impossible — they lied about things.

Right now they claim that they have sold no less then 8 MILLION pink slips at the price of something like $25.00. This is not true. If it was true, that means any given audience at Fox — all three million of them — shelled out almost $75.00 to stick it to the man on behalf of a wingnut website. Yes — they are lying.

The Club For Growth (Not the Erectile Disfunction Kind)

By , 17 November, 2009, 9 Comments

The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at what they did for Doug Hoffman! He was actually the “front-runner” of the right in New York’s 23rd Congressional District election, all because of The Club For Growth.

Ron Paul Hates Federal Spending So Much that He Will Take More Money than Anyone Else

By , 13 March, 2009, 1 Comment


Ron Paultard is mighty pissed! He voted against the Federal budget because it contained tons of wasteful spending, of course, but he still managed to secure more money for his constituents than any other member of the House. His reasoning?