Posts tagged ‘Old Hacks’

Interesting Propositions

By shortsshortsshorts, 9 November, 2009, 10 Comments

Occasionally tragedies such as the one at Fort Hood happen in our modern world. More often then not these are outside the borders of the United States, but when they happen on home-turf, the impact consumes the populace (and rightfully so). However justified National rage may be during these events, there are still various wonderful groups of wing nuts who wish nothing more than to blow an isolated event into a larger problem. The Liberals did it when an abortion doctor was shot in front of his parishioners, remember?

Now the bar of insanity has been raised to epic proportions. One man’s solution to this PTSD slaughter down in Texas? BAN THE MUSLIMS FROM THE ARMY! Surely this is sound logic.

Grumpy Old Politician Refuses to Assert His Opinion— is Somehow Still Politician

By shortsshortsshorts, 5 November, 2009, 2 Comments

Politicians love to make their voices heard— everywhere. They are whores, obviously. But what many of us are unaware of remains the fact that REFUSING to give an opinion, as Senator James Inhofe has recently decided to do in the ridiculously named “Environment and Public Works Committee” hearings, you would see why Oklahoma people love him oh so much!

Basically the guy showed up, sat down in a chair with a little notepad, and made satirical drawings of Arlen Specter for a few hours. THEN, when he was called out and asked his opinion, he said “NO NO NO, I AM TAKING MY FOOTBALL AND GOING HOME.” This will be met with praise by Conservative media outlets everywhere, for no good reason at all, but still: