Once upon a time, Newt Gingrich was “a politician who in his private life [was] a seriously religious man but who [did] not make religious belief an upfront part of his political platform.” Well, thank the fuckin’ Lord those days are over!
Neut has apparently decided that his chances of becoming the Republican nominee for president are as slim as the those of Neut’s wife not being cheated on, by Neut, unless he starts banging the drum for The Lard and wearing his faith in Jesus on his sleeve.
And not only is Neut now a card-carrying member of the Jesus Brigade, he’s on a crusade to convince the world that Jesus caused the Berlin Wall and communism to crumble. He even bored the pants off his acolytes Monday night by fatuously mumbling a speech he called “The Victory of the Cross: How Spiritual Renewal Helped Topple the Berlin Wall.” Yawn, right?
