Posts tagged ‘neal horsley’

Tragic Consequences

By shortsshortsshorts, 12 March, 2010, 1 Comment

Neal Horsley, a long time friend of Your Shorts&Pants is getting a bit into some hot water. Our thoughts must be with him at this time. Your Editor has spoken to him on numerous occasions —like when we started the mini-meme of “vote for Neal Horsley for Governor.” Ah — the good ‘ol days.

No — things have changed for Neal. Apparently there is some RIDICULOUS law against making death threats against people you disagree with. Neal is now an alleged domestic terrorist. Way to go, Neal!

John, a part-time Atlantan, raised the ire of Horsley last month when he told an interviewer that he believed that Jesus was a homosexual.
Horsley, 65, responded with an Internet diatribe on “Why Elton John Must Die.”

Yes, Neal — you really screwed the pooch on this one. Currently he’s on house arrest in South Carolina. Neal is hopefully still able to perform his weekly webcast — but we somehow doubt it at this time. Even if he can, it might be a good idea for him to stay from the Internet for awhile. That’s just this humble Editor’s opinion, however. NEAL FOR GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA AND BABIES ALSO!!11!!

By shortsshortsshorts, 4 May, 2009, 10 Comments

EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENTS: This morning your editor e-mailed National Hero and Georgia gubernatorial candidate Neal Horsley about scheduling an interview.

Guess what? He wrote back and agreed to it. We will be interviewing him some time in the next week or so. Email us or comment on any questions you would like answered by our future-guest.

GOD SPEED TO NEAL.

Your Daily Malkin

By pantspantspants, 4 May, 2009, 10 Comments

There are some great stories on Shelley Malkin’s website today, but I’m not writing about any of them. This is because I’m going to take the time today to concentrate on a man whose views, when placed next to Shelley’s, seem downright moderate.

This is the story of a man who cares about America; a patriot who will fight like hell to support his country; a true American who will save the Republican party and will lead them back to a majority in 2010.

Who is this man, this moderate, this savior of the Republican Party? Is it Bobby Jindall? No. Is it Jeb Bush? Not on your life. How about Michael Steele? Dream on. This new leader—the face of true “compassionate conservatism” in 2010 and beyond—is none other than Neal Horsley. Let’s explore the website of a true winning candidate whose views represent inalienable truths.

URGENT: Call To Arms

By viyh, 3 May, 2009, 12 Comments

If you haven’t already (or even if you have), go vote at the RTP website in our bid to get Neal Horsley elected, as explained in the previous post. We are currently competing for a top 10 spot. Also, upvote it on reddit and digg!

UPDATE: And if you need more convincing, this youtube video should win you over!

The Good Fight Continues

By shortsshortsshorts, 1 May, 2009, 10 Comments

fight-the-good-fightWe continue to troll “Rebuild the Party.” Help us get to No. 1. After all, if you aren’t Number 1, what are you, really?

And check out this one, as well. It looks like we will be trolling over there for a little while, AGAIN.

UPDATE: