We are in a year of glorious decline, America, and what better way to commemorate the event then stopping various functions of affairs, eh? EHHH?? There is simply NO WAY Republicans can whine about this, right? It is nothing short of the Government giving tax payers back all of their money (but that would be SOCIALISM of course, so no dice).
President Obama will call for a three-year freeze in spending on many domestic programs and for increases no greater than inflation after that, an initiative intended to signal his seriousness about cutting the budget deficit, administration officials said on Monday.
Who to blame? 
The statement above was made by everybody’s favorite lady-loving, 
Ladies and gentleman— we have an announcement. This website will be paying the bill and going into the 
On March 3rd, Barry, the Sultan of Dollars, said, “buying stocks is a potentially good deal if you’ve got a long term perspective (i.e. 
So Barack Obama is throwing all kinds of money all over the place in some kind of attempt to save the US/World economy, right? The numbers are staggering, and quite simply just too big to possibly even try to quantify. $1 Trillion sure does seem like a lot of money. For instance, if you had $50 in your bank account, $1 trillion would be significantly more than that. The fact of the matter is that the amount of money being spent by our government is actually too large for the average human to understand in any kind of meaningful, dignified way. It would be so helpful if someone would try to tell us how much money $1 trillion is, literally.
In the event that anyone out there on the cybernets watched the entirety of Rush Limbaugh’s speech to the CPAC, which for some reason has received little to no notoriety as a public origination since Sonny and Cher, you probably saw the hilarity ensue, and it had to come with a bit of comfort. Here you are watching some hack who worships the man who made Limbaugh’s career in 1988 (Hint: Fawn Fold Pagen), desperately mouth-fornicate with those who believe that Clinton is to blame for ALL AND/OR ANY ECONOMIC HARDSHIP, without being able to decipher or pretend to understand what the drugs are saying through him. It does not make sense. That is why his speech has been summarized here, in his own words, for clarity:
You know what’s brilliant? Re-branding. For instance, you could call it a bailout package, which implies the ship is sinking. Or you can call it a rescue plan. Re-branding is an effective way of boosting public perception and morale – and the Feds could take a lesson or two from the private sector.
There was once a time, many decades ago, when law enforcement was the hero of the town, bad guys were really bad, and everyone looked up to the man protecting them from EVIL DOERS.
