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Sarah Palin Does Not Know How to Read— Which is Why She Should Run For President

By shortsshortsshorts, 24 November, 2009, 3 Comments

It’s Margaret and Tucker Carlson! Tucker, the network Nomad who cant seem to hold a job, or “black sheep” pundit if you will — goes off about how Sarah Palin is about as “smart” as “Al Gore.” Granted, everybody in this video agrees that Barack Obama is a knuckle-dragging retard, but Margaret explains it best.

“Sarah Palin doesn’t know how to read. You see, I had to read the paper this morning. Sarah Palin doesn’t do that. She does not read anything — not books or newspapers — but NOTHING. She just kinda THROWS THINGS OUT THERE, and therefore she is incredibly smart. Sing praises to her.”

While this may not equate to anything more then “two crappy pundits lying,” it is still noteworthy that Obama is a raging retard in these people’s minds, while Sarah Palin — while illiterate — is clearly the leader our Nation desires.

Sarah Palin Will Not Have Any of This “Complaining” Nonsense

By shortsshortsshorts, 16 November, 2009, 3 Comments

Sarah Palin’s quest to teach us the basic value of her character and moral virtue comes in various forms in her terrible book WHICH SHAN’T BE NAMED HERE. Basically, she lies. We do not believe she is aware of said lies, because she didn’t really write the book, but she may have wanted to read it before it went to copy.

Come jump on the Inconsistency Express, now leaving Wasilla Station! Media Matters sheds light on this awful mess.