Yes, friends— we have received a number of tips regarding everybody’s favorite Republican National Committee Chairman, and they do not look so good. Unfortunately (and we hate to say it), Michael Steele is in a bit of a quandary. When he asked for a private jet, the answer was “no.” How could the answer be no? MICHAEL STEELE NEEDS A JET. Instead, he was given the opportunity to attend “voyeur sexy nightclubs” in Los Angeles, where apparently “bondage” is a wonderful theme embraced by all. Well done, Michael.
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Posts tagged ‘Michael Steele’
Michael Steele Demands Jet: RNC Cannot Provide Said Jet Because They Have Absolutely No Money: Michael Steele Asks For Bondage Night-Club Party In Response— RNC Agrees
Michael Steele Admits Drinking Problem Is Getting Out Of Hand: Begins 12 Step Program
Frequent contributor “Butch” stumbled across something of vast importance this morning. We say “stumbled” because that is apparently what Michael Steele and Sean Hannity have been doing for far too long. Why does Michael Steele only admit this information now?
STEELE: That’s the first step to getting well. And it occurred to me that this really is a step-by-step process. It is taking some baby steps initially. But it really starts with taking your head out of your navel and paying ahead and looking to the…
HANNITY: Some people might use another term.
As you can see— Hannity is still in a bit of denial. Luckily, however, Michael Steele will admit his plight:
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For the Conservatives, Black is the New White
Sup yo. How are your conservative homies, gangsta?
Have you had to pull out your nine this week to cap some punk-bitch? Yes? WELL THAN YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN:
Alas! A new meme has crawled from the dusty man-orifice that is CPAC, but it didn’t come from a man! It came from Michelle Bachmann:
