Posts tagged ‘Michael Steele’

Michael Steele Admits Drinking Problem Is Getting Out Of Hand: Begins 12 Step Program

By shortsshortsshorts, 5 January, 2010, 4 Comments

Frequent contributor “Butch” stumbled across something of vast importance this morning. We say “stumbled” because that is apparently what Michael Steele and Sean Hannity have been doing for far too long. Why does Michael Steele only admit this information now?

STEELE: That’s the first step to getting well. And it occurred to me that this really is a step-by-step process. It is taking some baby steps initially. But it really starts with taking your head out of your navel and paying ahead and looking to the…

HANNITY: Some people might use another term.

As you can see— Hannity is still in a bit of denial. Luckily, however, Michael Steele will admit his plight:

For the Conservatives, Black is the New White

By shortsshortsshorts, 27 February, 2009, 1 Comment

BUY THIS NOW. Sup yo. How are your conservative homies, gangsta?

Have you had to pull out your nine this week to cap some punk-bitch? Yes? WELL THAN YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN:

Alas! A new meme has crawled from the dusty man-orifice that is CPAC, but it didn’t come from a man! It came from Michelle Bachmann: