Nevermind the whore next to this post. This is the moment every American has waited for. You Euros who read the site (Analytics says it’s about half of you bastards) have no opinion over this stage of events. You do not understand the impact of Mike Huckabee, because he is very serious. But not only is he serious about being serious— he’s really fucking serious. We are very lucky in our altruistic agrarian Nation to have such a lad as Mike Huckabee running all over the fucking place gnashing his teeth and gritting at useless opportunities that only bring the apocalypse to the rest of us useless bastards. So he should probably run for President again— because of… Politico?
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Posts tagged ‘Huckles’
MIKE HUCKABEE TO SAVE US ALL
Strange Days of Journalism
Who the hell could predict when Mike Huckabee became not only the most forthright journalist in the country, but also the bastard-demagogue claiming its prompt demise? Nobody saw it coming, but here it is, in his own words. This—for some reason, acts as the single most important article of yesterday. Something like 8 million people sent this to every blogger/sodomite in the country. Mike Huckabee has no right to be in these affairs, and yet we feed the beast like bastions. In fact, we MADE the goddamn thing, so don’t get angry when Mike starts the “Huckabee Post” and is quickly lifted to the absolute TOP of the journalistic ladder. He’s our baby, you know.
But the point, and as Mr. Edgar sent to us this very morning, is that an actual apple fell from the tree— not a Huckleberry, but one of the best (or at least honest) press secretaries that was ever thrown out of a one term administration.
