Posts tagged ‘FREEPERS’

CPAC Proves To Be Object Of Alternate Universe: Ron Paul To Rule Alternate Universe With Iron Fist

By , 21 February, 2010, 5 Comments

Oh.. Ron Paul. Two parts to a name that when joined together create a feeling of bliss and hope, like a choir of angels ejaculated into a cerebral cortex. It is right to still respect the man enough to say; “Yah! Down with the IRS, and HABEAS CORPUS FOR ALL FOREVER AND ALSO FOREVER ALSO maybe.”

We contest why Ron Paul is a favorite when it comes to this little ‘ere website. An enigma brought by scores of people wrapped in their own grip of destitution continues to breathe down the throats of the innocent shouldn’t be brought into the open flame to rape the minds of the other followers of Xenu. We must ask— how did this repugnant trolley-fucker bring himself so far out of the musk and dominate a fairly sizable portion of our population?

That is the point of today’s wonderful post. A subject you have probably already read. Ron Paul. Revolution 2012.

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Your Sometimes Daily WTF

By , 20 November, 2009, 7 Comments

From Wilson Edgar: “(Okay, again, not funny… but it could be a good starting point)

This thing starts with:

Citing the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s call to civil disobedience,
I mean how cute is that?? Funny thing is that while MLK was fighting for the rights of blacks these same people would come up with gems such as “If God intended people of different races to marry He would have not put them in different continents”.. but now interracial marriage is fine, Negroes can have the fat and the ugly (Meg I’m talking to you, come to daddy), it’s okay for them to cite MLK.

MIKE HUCKABEE TO SAVE US ALL

By , 9 November, 2009, 5 Comments

Nevermind the whore next to this post. This is the moment every American has waited for. You Euros who read the site (Analytics says it’s about half of you bastards) have no opinion over this stage of events. You do not understand the impact of Mike Huckabee, because he is very serious. But not only is he serious about being serious— he’s really fucking serious. We are very lucky in our altruistic agrarian Nation to have such a lad as Mike Huckabee running all over the fucking place gnashing his teeth and gritting at useless opportunities that only bring the apocalypse to the rest of us useless bastards. So he should probably run for President again— because of… Politico?

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The Hodge-Podge of Fuckery

By , 16 October, 2009, 6 Comments

HERE IT IS! An account of the protests of October 15, 2009.

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There are moments in anybody’s life where you walk the line between the sane and insane — where putting yourself into a situation so full of bullshit might actually drag you into a less-then-noble cause that you didn’t even see coming. Imagine being surrounded by so many diametrically opposed view points that it’s hard to distinguish which side ANY of them were really on.

Many Tea Parties have been exactly that — “Tea Parties,” but as your Editor and his humble but genius friend experienced on that fateful evening of October 15, this is not always the case.

These people are fucking cannibals. They are nothing short of man-flesh-eating wombats sent from the Mayans to initiate the end of days. We dealt with more crazies than should ever be allotted to anybody for any period of time — and survived.

Any asshole with a mouth on their face had no problem telling you all about their cause. It is the most compelling argument against Freedom of Assembly that has ever been made.

This was a 5 tier protest. You had the Freepers (obviously) garbed with signs reading simply amazing things — but they were far from alone. Down the block, some even intermingled, were the anti-war people. They even had a band! (No I did not get a photo of that). All in all they were insane.

BUT WE CANNOT STOP THERE! Behind the anti-war protesters were the Global Warming folks. They were all wearing red tee-shirts and were honestly the laziest demonstrators your Editor has ever seen. They just stood around in a circle with their signs stating “STOP GLOBAL WARMING” strewn together against a concrete divide. It was sad.

Around the bend from the Global Warming people were the BEST 9/11 TRUTHERS EVER, covered with microphones and screaming things that sounded about as insanely powerful as The Battle Hymn of the Republic. Not only were they loud, they were armed with pamphlets and pandering like mad homeless dogs. Sound like fun? WELL HERE ARE THE PHOTOS (taken with a cell phone, of course.)

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Alex Jones— The Next Glenn Beck?

By , 8 October, 2009, 4 Comments

Did you know that The New Republic actually did a post suggesting that Alex Jones is the next Glenn Beck? Honestly, chascates, who tipped this, actually hates this website. He is subjecting your Editor to some form of Electronic Chinese Water Torture to send such a terrible pile of bile. Keep in mind— this is the same chascates who was the only one to tip us on this piece of garbage, which incidentally will air TONIGHT on FOX NEWS, only.

Actually we have to give chascates credit. He finds some really weird shit sometimes and passes it along here. While your ShortsandPants isn’t a huge fan of being led through the hollow-brained crazy at various “Republic” publications (read: Free Republic), sometimes it seems like the right thing to do. So let us plunge into the wacky, fucked up musings of our New Republic friends— if only for a moment.

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