Your Editor attended a Tea Party Protest yesterday, and it was… well… pathetic. Down in San Luis Obispo, California (a corridor to the Central Coast) there are about 45,000 people at any given time of the year. It is a college town, so that number can be increased depending on whether or not the “Girls Gone Wild” film team is around.
Given that, it is important to note that despite the vast numbers of people residing in the fine City of SLO, there were about 10 of them at the much-anticipated Anti-”OBAMADEATHCARE” event that transpired on a fine corner of Marsh and Johnson Street, just North of the beacon of freedom known as “Rite-Aid.”
It wasn’t a good affair. As you can see from the photos, above, these people are asinine to the extent of hopelessness. Unfortunately video wasn’t possible, but you hopefully get the gist of this event.
Oh.. Ron Paul. Two parts to a name that when joined together create a feeling of bliss and hope, like a choir of angels ejaculated into a cerebral cortex. It is right to still respect the man enough to say; “Yah! Down with the IRS, and HABEAS CORPUS FOR ALL FOREVER AND ALSO FOREVER ALSO maybe.”
Let’s have a chat about “completeness.” What exactly makes somebody “complete?” Is “completeness” part of a greater “is?” Is the “is” actually an “is not?” ARE WE BEING DECEIVED?
Donald Rumsfeld, a man we all remember with great admiration, did his very best to catch this “Osama” figure in 2001. That is what he did. NO QUESTIONS.
This evil Los Angeles. Run down low life strip malls spread on and on between ethnic enclaves.
Nevermind the whore next to this post. This is the moment every American has waited for. You Euros who read the site (Analytics says it’s about half of you bastards) have no opinion over this stage of events. You do not understand the impact of Mike Huckabee, because
October 26, 2009— it may seem like a normal day to you. You wake up, walk your albino dragon, eat a hearty agrarian breakfast and shower under a crown of thorns. Yes— just another day. You have no idea that somewhere in this Nation a band of fools is coming together to poison the minds of the innocent, with “business talk.” You must understand, this is not “business talk” between average Joes. This is the cream of the crop of utter failure, with George W. Bush at the helm. This is the GET MOTIVATED BUSINESS SEMINAR in Fort Worth, and it is all sorts of bad.
The finely screwed up balance between church and state is something that continues to plague Small Town America. It is the hottest issue since coat-hanger abortions became legalized in 1994 and marijuana prescriptions began for 5 year-old children in 1998. Now there is a different beast ruining our society — religious signs and chants during a high school football game.
The National Tea Party Coalition presents to you— INSANITY! Get your tin-foil hat out, because these “radicals” will stop at nothing to spread the word. Introducing the 



As if CPAC could not have gotten more hilarious, it turns out that indeed, IT HAS!

