Neal Horsley, a long time friend of Your Shorts&Pants is getting a bit into some hot water. Our thoughts must be with him at this time. Your Editor has spoken to him on numerous occasions —like when we started the mini-meme of “vote for Neal Horsley for Governor.” Ah — the good ‘ol days.
No — things have changed for Neal. Apparently there is some RIDICULOUS law against making death threats against people you disagree with. Neal is now an alleged domestic terrorist. Way to go, Neal!
John, a part-time Atlantan, raised the ire of Horsley last month when he told an interviewer that he believed that Jesus was a homosexual.
Horsley, 65, responded with an Internet diatribe on “Why Elton John Must Die.”
Yes, Neal — you really screwed the pooch on this one. Currently he’s on house arrest in South Carolina. Neal is hopefully still able to perform his weekly webcast — but we somehow doubt it at this time. Even if he can, it might be a good idea for him to stay from the Internet for awhile. That’s just this humble Editor’s opinion, however. NEAL FOR GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA AND BABIES ALSO!!11!!
Oh.. Ron Paul. Two parts to a name that when joined together create a feeling of bliss and hope, like a choir of angels ejaculated into a cerebral cortex. It is right to still respect the man enough to say; “Yah! Down with the IRS, and HABEAS CORPUS FOR ALL FOREVER AND ALSO FOREVER ALSO maybe.”
Get ready for the opportunity of a LIFETIME. Yes, you are in for a treat! Sarah Palin is coming to town, and she’s bringing an arsenal of “grass roots” political support with her. By grass roots, of course, 
Do you love the Constitution? You damn well should, as it is an incredible thing. Tea Party people also love the Constitution, which is why they are on a mission of VAST importance. Let’s do away with the separation of Church and State, as that is clearly how it is phrased in the Constitution. Rex Rammell, lightning Conservative and hopeful primary challenger in the incredible race for Governor of Idaho sends word. Never mind that he suggested somebody 
What to do in our modern society? How do we react to these changing times? There are “gay people,” and they are Republican? How did this come about? Apparently there are a few people in the world with very little self perception. This is common. We cannot blame them for it, but we can still ridicule them — and that is the subject, good readers! Just how do you know — IF YOUR CONGRESSMAN IS GAY?
Faith2Action is currently 
(DISCLAIMER: THERE IS A LINK TO JONAH GOLDBERG IN THIS POST. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)
Your ShortsandPants has avoided the gauntlet of bullshit brought down by the ranks of fapping, media-frenzied whores whose ambitions range from $$$ to $$$$$$$$$ surrounding all this Tiger Woods NAUGHTINESS that has suddenly taken him from bright angel to disheveled, manifest demon.
Alright, religious people— enough is enough. We’ve been poking fun about this Christmas stuff for awhile, but you are getting a little bit insane. Are Christians experiencing a rare sort of paranoia? Everything is “THEY ARE TRYING TO GET US” and “BEING CHRISTIAN IS LIKE BEING BLACK.” Now it’s
Hello, Tea Party Heroes. Are you fed up with not being emergency prepared? TEA BAG IT. That’s the plan for everything, isn’t it? 
Pat Robertson is one evil motherfucker. That is an a priori to this post. If you do not believe this fact, stop reading from here.
Yes, 
Moonie Times Poll: ‘Do You Want Barack Obama To Eat Your Money?’
“Should President Obama sign the $1.1 trillion spending bill?” HMMM??? Excellent question, dear overlords. How will the People respond?
Yes— everybody in the United States (minus a hundred or so) firmly object to any sort of “spending” by the Federal Government. The old saying goes “As goes the Washington Times, so goes the Nation,” correct?
But that’s not the only part of this information that must be quickly bestowed on all mankind. There are comments that require your immediate attention, dear reader.
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