Here is something that is both disgusting and hilarious…
ABC has released the “Instant Message” conversations between America’s Straightest Ex-Politician and an underage page in 2003. We will post them without comment, as they pretty much speak for themselves. ENJOY.
Are you a hot young stud seeking health care for your sick kin? You know— the kind of guy that cares for his kids, and also enjoys phone sex? If this is the case, you should consider the hottest phone conversation you will ever have— KidCare.
Florida has always been known for its vast amount of sex offenders and the like— but it’s just too much to bear when Government is encouraging this behavior. To wit:
“You can apply at www.flkidcare.org or by calling (number),” the recording says.
Simple enough, right? JUST GO TO THE WEBSITE, or call the phone number. Either way— this is not a complicated task, unless KidCare=Sex Line— which it does.
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The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at what they did for Doug Hoffman! He was actually the “front-runner” of the right in New York’s 23rd Congressional District election, all because of The Club For Growth.
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Mike Huckabee! The HERO! The opportunist! Yes, good ‘ol Huck has found a new calling— gibberish. He loves him some of that sweet, sweet gibber. For example, he was in Orlando talking foreign policy with Mickey Mouse and domestic policy with Walt Disney’s corpse, when he came up with a revelation about putting suspected/alleged terrorists on trial within the Nation’s borders. He calls it “accountability.” We call it “bullshit,” but you can be the Judge.
“Well, I think it’s absurd, and I think the Obama administration will be as much on trail as Khalid Sheikh Mohammed,” said Huckabee.
Honestly, Mike— did you really just say that?
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Our soldiers at home have our BEST INTERESTS IN MIND. That is why we revere them. Marine reservists, for example, are trained to point out the enemy and neutralize them ON SIGHT. We do not have an army of the weak, but a coalition of the mighty and strong. This is a given fact— which is why if you are Greek, you need to step the fuck out of the way, or take what’s coming to you.
We did not recognize the Greeks as a legitimate threat in the past. They seemed, while relatively leftist, to be a strong ally in our War Against Everybody. And, despite this, there are still Greek priests running around Florida trying to ruin our way of life.
Tragedy strikes Florida today as Lawmakers are considering voiding man of his inalienable right to fuck animals.
According to an article in The Miami Herald a bill was just passed through committee that would make it illegal to bang the hell out of your farm animals. This, is, of course, insane. The example cited displays it:
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