Posts tagged ‘Fat’

MAP DAY: Red States and Obesity Are One in the Same

By shortsshortsshorts, 10 December, 2009, No Comment

(Special thanks to Howard, David and JESUS THE SAVIOR for helping to compile the next 8 hours of information.)

Do you see the above? That is an electoral map of the 2008 election. As you can see, the black guy won. What does it all mean? Your ShortsandPants has performed TESTS, which is where we must begin. First, we begin with obesity.

The state-of-the-art solid-state analytic comparator here at YOUR SHORTSANDPANTS has worked overtime to deliver this analysis of Electoral College Voting and Obesity in the USA.

Short version: the redder you are, the fatter you are likely to be.

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MIKE HUCKABEE TO SAVE US ALL

By shortsshortsshorts, 9 November, 2009, 5 Comments

Nevermind the whore next to this post. This is the moment every American has waited for. You Euros who read the site (Analytics says it’s about half of you bastards) have no opinion over this stage of events. You do not understand the impact of Mike Huckabee, because he is very serious. But not only is he serious about being serious— he’s really fucking serious. We are very lucky in our altruistic agrarian Nation to have such a lad as Mike Huckabee running all over the fucking place gnashing his teeth and gritting at useless opportunities that only bring the apocalypse to the rest of us useless bastards. So he should probably run for President again— because of… Politico?

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