After all of these years of Health Care reform ruining our Nation and turning us into an angry breed of socialist scum hell-bent on destroying all that is right and true in the world, National Review would like to share with you the solution to this terrible thing that has gripped all persons in fear and dismay for far too long. Let’s repeal the thing. Never mind if no measure of law has been enacted. We must act.
This is a true advancement for us all.
“The Case for Repeal” is the name of the column in which we speak of. This thing is full of glorious tidbits unmatched by the best of minds. Newton, Socrates and the like could never have matched the wit of the great Rich Lowry, Editor of National Review, who has this to share with you.
If Pelosi somehow succeeds, Democrats will tell themselves they’ve finally attained a goal that has eluded them since Truman. But it won’t be over.
Alright, so Rich begins with a very strong statement. “IT WONT BE OVER.” Surely this article will be about Health Care Reform. Yes. It is beyond any doubt that Rich will go off about the subject in the headline.
In terms of the Iraq War, it will be the toppling–the–Saddam Hussein–statue phase of the operation, with more combat still in the offing.
What, Rich? That’s not Health Care. Now you’re talking about Iraq. That doesn’t make any sense, Rich. Are you off the meds?
If you look at the photo to the left, you will see one of America’s Most Beloved Bullshitters. Yes — Jim Demint is a real catch, ladies and gentlemen. While we typically 
The Health Care bill has been getting a lot of guff over its proposed use of DEATH PANELS, which we are all painfully aware is written all over the damn thing. That is why there are incredible places to learn all about killing the bill that wants to kill your grandmother. It is entitled “
There is nothing more refreshing then unsubstatiated claims from unreliable sources to start your day off right— and 
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You know what’s brilliant? Re-branding. For instance, you could call it a bailout package, which implies the ship is sinking. Or you can call it a rescue plan. Re-branding is an effective way of boosting public perception and morale – and the Feds could take a lesson or two from the private sector.
There was once a time, many decades ago, when law enforcement was the hero of the town, bad guys were really bad, and everyone looked up to the man protecting them from EVIL DOERS.
Sup yo. How are your conservative homies, gangsta?
“When the glass is full drink up, drink up. This may be the last time we see this cup. If god wanted us sober, he’d knock the glass over, so while it is full, drink up.”
