Things of great sadness envelope our hope this day, as The Washington Times will soon be pulling its Sunday Edition off news stands in the D.C. area. Great grief we feel at this hour, dear readers. Despair conquers our woeful souls.
And, as if this information isn’t depressing enough, the Times will now cost $1.00 weekdays, instead of its correct God-like price of 50¢. TEARS fall today. TEARS and vanquished dreams.
Why did Barack Obama do this to all of us?
We’ll just throw this one out there and let you decide what to make of it:
Remember when, even if you were not alive yet, that the Pledge of Allegiance was a required daily activity in the school room? Yes, it was our patriotic duty to raise our hands to our hearts and spew out the only words a child can remember at 7:45 in the morning. Well— if you are a conservative by the same logic, that makes you a Nazi!
“We had prayer in school before we started class, and after class,” said Werthmann. “One day I came into the classroom and the crucifix was gone, and there was Hitler’s picture, and the Nazi flag on either side. And our teacher said, ‘Today we don’t pray anymore. We sing ‘Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles.’”
Truer words have never been… wait what?
See this very pink-shirted ginger nut in the Glamour Shot to the left? Well he HAZ A SAD because apparently he is a terrorist and tried to blow up America!
…according to the United States government, the tenth-grade home-schooler is being held on a criminal complaint that he made a bomb threat from his home on the night of Feb. 15.
Goodness gracious, if listening to showtunes is a terrorist act, then WE ARE ALL TERRORISTS.
“Mom says Patriot Act stripped son (eeew!) of due process” (WRAL via Drudgiepoo)
