We are in a year of glorious decline, America, and what better way to commemorate the event then stopping various functions of affairs, eh? EHHH?? There is simply NO WAY Republicans can whine about this, right? It is nothing short of the Government giving tax payers back all of their money (but that would be SOCIALISM of course, so no dice).
President Obama will call for a three-year freeze in spending on many domestic programs and for increases no greater than inflation after that, an initiative intended to signal his seriousness about cutting the budget deficit, administration officials said on Monday.
Pat Robertson is 
There is a lot of complaining that has taken place in our modern economic nightmare— and this is fully justified. We Americans have grown used to the creature comforts of Fat Cat society. Almost everyone has a car that is less then 15 years of age and runs relatively well (as this is the law of the land), and most can heat their homes. Our shelves are stocked with everything ranging from cans of soup to goat cheese. Our children attend schools that, while 
Today is very special. Not only does it look likely that the “
On March 3rd, Barry, the Sultan of Dollars, said, “buying stocks is a potentially good deal if you’ve got a long term perspective (i.e. 
So Barack Obama is throwing all kinds of money all over the place in some kind of attempt to save the US/World economy, right? The numbers are staggering, and quite simply just too big to possibly even try to quantify. $1 Trillion sure does seem like a lot of money. For instance, if you had $50 in your bank account, $1 trillion would be significantly more than that. The fact of the matter is that the amount of money being spent by our government is actually too large for the average human to understand in any kind of meaningful, dignified way. It would be so helpful if someone would try to tell us how much money $1 trillion is, literally.
You know what’s brilliant? Re-branding. For instance, you could call it a bailout package, which implies the ship is sinking. Or you can call it a rescue plan. Re-branding is an effective way of boosting public perception and morale – and the Feds could take a lesson or two from the private sector.
