Let’s let the Big Boy at Big Hollywood explain himself before we jump to the obvious ALLEGED conclusion, okay people?
Hint: Rhymes with Chowder.
ShortsandPants
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Posts tagged ‘Dumb’
Steven Crowder: Raging Homosexual Yearning To Be Free?
Sarah Palin Does Not Know How to Read— Which is Why She Should Run For President
It’s Margaret and Tucker Carlson! Tucker, the network Nomad who cant seem to hold a job, or “black sheep” pundit if you will — goes off about how Sarah Palin is about as “smart” as “Al Gore.” Granted, everybody in this video agrees that Barack Obama is a knuckle-dragging retard, but Margaret explains it best.
“Sarah Palin doesn’t know how to read. You see, I had to read the paper this morning. Sarah Palin doesn’t do that. She does not read anything — not books or newspapers — but NOTHING. She just kinda THROWS THINGS OUT THERE, and therefore she is incredibly smart. Sing praises to her.”
While this may not equate to anything more then “two crappy pundits lying,” it is still noteworthy that Obama is a raging retard in these people’s minds, while Sarah Palin — while illiterate — is clearly the leader our Nation desires.
Never Forget
HEY EVERYONE! It’s the commemorative 9/11 remembrance post! Wasn’t that a shitty day? Yes. It was. And it led to a few shitty years, right? Yes. It did. So today we will remember 9/11 in the same regard as the Health and Human Services Department of Obama’s administration— by reminding us all that Pig AIDS (swine flu) is just like 9/11!
Now you may ask, and rightfully so— what the hell are they talking about?
Bachmann Friday
We removed the video, which is still available at the link below.
Your ShortsandPants watched the entirety of the above-exchange and typed out the below summary as it was happening.
WoooWOOOo oOOOO!11 Bachmann speaks! She lies, all the time, forever— but that is not the issue here. It’s time for another one of those “Michele Bachmann asserts her views on political gain” posts.
Religion is Insane! Culture Wars Edition
Here’s a new twist on the “cola wars”! Forget what you thought about the blind taste test! If you love Jesus, you must only drink Coke now. Did you hear me Sheeples???!!111!! Pepsi is the drink of FAGS! And probably Commies, libruls and MUSLIMS. I bet NOBAMA even prefers Pepsi. (Though I bet our hot sweaty svelte trim POTUS does the diet variety.) How do I know this? The American Family Association told me so. You see, Pepsico dared promote teh gay lifestyle by SPONSORING GAY PRIDE PARADES!
Tell me, dear editor, that cute nice genuine homosexual you interviewed actually had Pepsi in that amber bottle, didn’t he!!1!1
Not only does Pepsico flaunt immoral deviant sexual behavior, it lied about it!
PepsiCo is telling those who call to complain about PepsiCo’s sponsorship of gay pride parades that it does not sponsor such parades. That simply is not true.
Ron Paul Hates Federal Spending So Much that He Will Take More Money than Anyone Else
Ron Paultard is mighty pissed! He voted against the Federal budget because it contained tons of wasteful spending, of course, but he still managed to secure more money for his constituents than any other member of the House. His reasoning?
American Heroes Deserve their Proper Treatment
This is just a short post inviting folks to join in on the commenting going on over here, as it is insane. The editor has enjoyed trolling over there for a while. Stop on by and sit down! We’ll start the coffee for you.
Jonah Goldberg knows the TROOF about Barack Obama
Many of you may know Jonah Goldberg as the celebrated author of Liberal Fascism, which has been serving 7/11 restrooms great justice for almost 10 years, but did you know that he is also a witless asshole? Yes? Oh…
Dirty Baby-Killing Liberal Nancy Reagan Endorses Obama’s Stem-Cell Plan
Every news-cycle known to mankind in the Milky Way Galaxy has been hip to the news about stem-cell research— that is to say that everyone loves it now, because any debate against it is pretty much retarded. However, much to the chagrin of Ronald Reagan worshipers everywhere, it has a new supporter, and she is one shining silver fox of a woman. It’s Nancy Reagan!
Conservative T-Shirt Website is Hilarious and Offensive
Do you like typing comments on places like “AOL” or “Redstate” in ALL CAPS!11!!!@? Are you a fan of “LOWER TAXES AND LEZ’ KEEP ‘DIM MESSICANS OWTTA OUR CUNTRY?”
Republican In-fighting Will Prove to be Ultimate SUCCESS for GOP
As if CPAC could not have gotten more hilarious, it turns out that indeed, IT HAS!
Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich are BATTLING for their lives. It appears the gentlemen cannot agree on whether Ronald Reagan should continue to be the party overlord, years after he is dead, or if they should move onto other dealings, such as cutting the capital gains tax (because nobody from the right has ever argued that before, like ever).
For the Conservatives, Black is the New White
Sup yo. How are your conservative homies, gangsta?
Have you had to pull out your nine this week to cap some punk-bitch? Yes? WELL THAN YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN:
Alas! A new meme has crawled from the dusty man-orifice that is CPAC, but it didn’t come from a man! It came from Michelle Bachmann:
