We are in a year of glorious decline, America, and what better way to commemorate the event then stopping various functions of affairs, eh? EHHH?? There is simply NO WAY Republicans can whine about this, right? It is nothing short of the Government giving tax payers back all of their money (but that would be SOCIALISM of course, so no dice).
President Obama will call for a three-year freeze in spending on many domestic programs and for increases no greater than inflation after that, an initiative intended to signal his seriousness about cutting the budget deficit, administration officials said on Monday.
We’ll just throw this one out there and let you decide what to make of it:
Do not trust anyone with a bible in their hand posing for a photo. It is essential that you heed these words. When you have people like 
