Posts tagged ‘Corrupt assholes’

Millions Of Angry Americans Take Over Wall Street: Crying and Gnashing of Teeth Becomes Normal Behavior

By shortsshortsshorts, 15 January, 2010, 2 Comments

Why are you people so angry with bankers? GET OVER IT. There is obviously something wrong with you. Obviously, as our previous post suggests, there is a natural law in how money is aggregated to citizens. Do you know about “trickle down economics?” Of course you do! That’s when the rich people get a bunch of sweet cash, and the rest of you folks just, well, sort of wait for it to come to you. Doesn’t that sound AWESOME? YES. IT MOST CERTAINLY DOES.

Reaganomics, people. That’s the idea. The more sacrifices you make for the sake of a wealthier person, the better. We get to be serfs. Sweet, right? Who doesn’t like serfing with their money? (Oh god dammit the spell check says we aren’t serfing. Wait that means subjected economic slavery? Oh Lordy this is not good.)

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Sarah Palin Will Not Have Any of This “Complaining” Nonsense

By shortsshortsshorts, 16 November, 2009, 3 Comments

Sarah Palin’s quest to teach us the basic value of her character and moral virtue comes in various forms in her terrible book WHICH SHAN’T BE NAMED HERE. Basically, she lies. We do not believe she is aware of said lies, because she didn’t really write the book, but she may have wanted to read it before it went to copy.

Come jump on the Inconsistency Express, now leaving Wasilla Station! Media Matters sheds light on this awful mess.

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Fox Continues War on Christmas and Everything That is Holy

By shortsshortsshorts, 23 October, 2009, No Comment

Obama, Pelosi Agree on One

Government-Run Option — Lunch

While the White House would not disclose the meal served or the topics discussed, the choice was surprising for a president whose star power sparked hope among Washington’s dining establishments that he would venture beyond downtown more than his recent predecessors.

What the hell kind of a headline is this? HEY-YO! It’s a pun/joke/something of some kind! Are you laughing? Supposedly, this article is news, NOT a column, so you would think, as anybody would think, that nothing would be taken out of context and placed on the red-eye plane to retardation— but lo, you are incorrect.

Fox continues its War on Everybody with what seems to be ever more Nixonian and ever more outrageous. Why do we feed these scum?

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BLAGO on the Radio— Tries to Sell Two Hour Spot on WLS

By shortsshortsshorts, 25 March, 2009, No Comment

TAINT TAINT TAINTDid you miss Blago as much as the rest of us? No? Well that is because YOU SUPPORT AN INCOME TAX INCREASE AND WISH TO HURT SMALL BUSINESS.

That’s right. He’s back, but only for a little while, as Federal corruption charges are expected to come his way in a matter of 1 to 2 weeks, because his seat was HIJACKED, by his own party, clearly.

Blago made a wonderful and fulfilling two hour appearance on WLS, which is some radio station in Chicago. He spoke to the people about his hate of taxes, and probably sought to sell his radio appearance to the highest bidder. After all, you don’t just “give something like that away,” right?

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Everyone Decides to Sue Sarah Palin

By shortsshortsshorts, 23 March, 2009, 2 Comments

The 80's were a terrible timePoor Sarah, everyone hates her these days! She’s been sued about 100 times in the last five minutes, which is why she is considering, on top of all of her other inspiring actions, to start a legal fund!

You see, it is hard being Sarah Palin. She has to wake up every morning and somehow bone the rest of the country with her snow-billy state’s problems, because everyone knows that Alaska is the most important place on the planet, and possibly the universe, ever.

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An Entire County of Kentucky Rednecks Arrested for Voter Fraud

By shortsshortsshorts, 20 March, 2009, 1 Comment

Vote? What vote?Well boy howdy! How are you today, Clay County Kentucky? Corrupt? We thought so.

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Twenty-three Companies Benefitting from TARP Have not Paid Taxes, Probably Because Ron Paul Said “Don’t”

By shortsshortsshorts, 19 March, 2009, 1 Comment

Thanks FED!There is nothing to justify it, and probably nothing to encumber an absence of criminal liability from the appearance, but it is true— many of the companies receiving bailout money look at their taxes with DISTRUST OF A CENTRALIZED GOVERNMENT THAT WILL SPEND IT ON, umm, them.

The scheme is simple- there is a Republican administration that thinks (wholeheartedly) that taxes cripple the ability for any company (ESPECIALLY FINANCE!!! YAY! ) to make money. Therefore, you cannot make them pay taxes, because that would be unconstitutional or something:

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“Diebold” Admits they Royally Screwed Up— Change Name to “Premier Election Solutions”

By shortsshortsshorts, 18 March, 2009, 3 Comments

OopsWell here’s a bit of GOLD that the liberal MAIN STREAM MEDIA refuses to expose— Diebold Fail.

Re-branding has become the popular thing in these times of economic TURMOIL or whatever, but when you control the outcome of National, State and Local elections, it’s probably a good idea to not get yourself in that position in the first place. Diebold, which is famous for making George Bush President, twice (allegedly), changed their name to Premier Election Solutions. Many may consider this to be a normal thing for a company to do, but not when you hear why:

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