You must know at this point that your Shorts & Pants just loves conspiracy videos, as they are always beyond the scope of the “normal person” imagination. Our quest to find the very best one has finally come to a head, and we would like to share with you the above information.
SUMMARY:
1. Draw as many lines on a map of the United States and desperately try to form an altered pentagon.
2. State that Miami is the next venue for a terrorist attack.
3. ??????
4. THE TRUTH IS REVEALED.
This thing ends with a bunch of bible verses that have nothing to do with anything at all. ENJOY.
We aren’t even going to write this 
Why are you following Douglas Hoffman? WHY DO YOU HATE HIM SO MUCH? You bastards are making him paranoid, and that’s just cruel. Hoffman 
We’ll just throw this one out there and let you decide what to make of it:
It’s the time of the year for dressing up like an idiot and feeling “cool” about it! Everyone is very excited about this prospect, except for a few angry Christians, who bequest to discover the EVIL ROOTS of the pagan Holiday that is Halloween. You see, there is no Jesus associated with Halloween, unlike the pagan Holiday of Christmas— therefore Halloween must end.
Do you find the photo contained in this post to be TERRIFYING? You should, because there is yet another threat to the welfare of our Nation that must be recognized without any racial bias, at all. We must stop the whites and the blacks from marrying each other— otherwise 9/11 will happen to our children, forever. 
