Posts tagged ‘Charlie Crist’

Charlie Crist’s Pedo Bear Sex Phone

By shortsshortsshorts, 4 December, 2009, 1 Comment

Are you a hot young stud seeking health care for your sick kin? You know— the kind of guy that cares for his kids, and also enjoys phone sex? If this is the case, you should consider the hottest phone conversation you will ever have— KidCare.

Florida has always been known for its vast amount of sex offenders and the like— but it’s just too much to bear when Government is encouraging this behavior. To wit:

“You can apply at www.flkidcare.org or by calling (number),” the recording says.

Simple enough, right? JUST GO TO THE WEBSITE, or call the phone number. Either way— this is not a complicated task, unless KidCare=Sex Line— which it does.

The Club For Growth (Not the Erectile Disfunction Kind)

By shortsshortsshorts, 17 November, 2009, 9 Comments

The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at what they did for Doug Hoffman! He was actually the “front-runner” of the right in New York’s 23rd Congressional District election, all because of The Club For Growth.