Posts tagged ‘BUY THIS BLENDER’

Sarah Palin: American Genius

By shortsshortsshorts, 8 January, 2010, 3 Comments

Earth’s Most Patriotic Gun Blog would like to ask you a question, dear reader. So many of you look at Sarah Palin in a negative light, and we are sick of it. STOP IT. Sarah is wonderful, isn’t she?

Haha that is not the question. The real question is — Why is Sarah Palin the gift that keeps on giving?

We know the holidays are over and all. Most of us American folk have returned to the daily grind of desperately seeking scraps from the rich and reused canned items while clinging to flaming barrels in this boisterous winter cold, but at least there is one human being who continues to provide hope for us all. Thank you, Sarah.

It turns out that during the Vice-Presidential debate last year, Sarah asked Joe Biden “can I call you Joe?” not out of some strange political act of looking personal, but because she didn’t even know his last fucking name. Good form, Sarah.

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Whores— the Lot of Them

By shortsshortsshorts, 24 September, 2009, 3 Comments

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, John Boehner and Eric Cantor wrote a letter that is no longer accessible to us “human” types. This letter is critical of Michele Bachmann, apparently, but now it is gone! HMMM. But, according to the Minnesota Independent, it has been replaced with this:

What is the moral of this short story? We are represented by a gang of prostitutes, and nothing else. There are solicitations being performed not only in the streets of D.C., but inside the highest realms of power one can think of. What makes this even worse is the general American reaction that stating one position at 10:00 a.m. and completely reversing that position by 12:00 p.m. is actually acceptable to us. Isn’t that swell?