Posts tagged ‘barred from uk’

“Give to the Lord What the Lord Requires— and Give to Goldman as Goldman Requests”

By shortsshortsshorts, 5 November, 2009, 2 Comments

Jesus said the headline, above. As stated by a certain Barclays Executive:

Barclays Plc Chief Executive Officer John Varley stood at the wooden lectern in St. Martin-in-the- Fields on London’s Trafalgar Square last night and told the packed pews of the church that “profit is not satanic.”

Verily I say unto thee — Jesus promoteth thy self-interest:

“The injunction of Jesus to love others as ourselves is an endorsement of self-interest,” Goldman’s Griffiths said Oct. 20, his voice echoing around the gold-mosaic walls of St. Paul’s Cathedral, whose 365-feet-high dome towers over the City, London’s financial district. “We have to tolerate the inequality as a way to achieving greater prosperity and opportunity for all.”

Michael Savage Barred from the U.K.

By pantspantspants, 5 May, 2009, 9 Comments

I spent some time trying to come up with a pithy headline, but it’s not even worth it. Batshit crazy wingnut Michael Savage (born Michael Weiner on March 31, 1942) was one of 16 people who have been barred, as of today, from traveling to the United Kingdom. Britain’s Home Secretary and my new personal heroine, Jacqui Smith, issued the following statement:

Coming to this country is a privilege. If you can’t live by the rules that we live by, the standards and the values that we live by, we should exclude you from this country and, what’s more, now we will make public those people that we have excluded.

Holy FUCK, it’s going to be a good day!

“Named and shamed: the 16 barred from UK” (The Independent via Drudge)