People will go to great lengths to be heard in these here United States. Tea Party people had their tea bags, Ron Paul had a blimp, and now there is an exciting new gimmick: “let’s just throw everything we can find at the gubermint.” These things include a gigantic pink pig “to symbolize a legislative pay raise” and ear phones “for the I-pods” “so they will listen.”
The coordinator of Taxpayers and Ratepayers United, Inc. brought his inflatable pink pig to the Central Dauphin School Board meeting Monday night to get the board’s attention about his concerns on the district outsourcing transportation.
There is a place out there where cretins go to rant. It is a place that makes your Shorts&Pants look like it ISN’T PATRIOTIC ENOUGH. That’s right. We thought we were Earth’s Most Patriotic Gun Blog, but we have finally found our competition. 
Let’s have a chat about “completeness.” What exactly makes somebody “complete?” Is “completeness” part of a greater “is?” Is the “is” actually an “is not?” ARE WE BEING DECEIVED? 
Do you see the man to the left? Do you see the resemblance to a certain character from The Lord of the Rings? Well, that is because he is quite SIMILAR to Schmiegel, in both appearance and moral fiber. We do not know how he broke out of Middle Earth, but his existence is now known. How did we miss that he would choose Oklahoma to undermine us all?
It is commonplace in our Nation to appoint “Judges” to various Courts. In fact, for the last 225 years this process has gone relatively unabated. BUT THINGS CAN CHANGE!
Who to blame? 
We’ll just throw this one out there and let you decide what to make of it:
Nevermind the whore next to this post. This is the moment every American has waited for. You Euros who read the site (Analytics says it’s about half of you bastards) have no opinion over this stage of events. You do not understand the impact of Mike Huckabee, because 
Politicians love to make their voices heard— everywhere. They are whores, obviously. But what many of us are unaware of remains the fact that REFUSING to give an opinion, as Senator James Inhofe has recently decided to do in the ridiculously named “Environment and Public Works Committee” hearings, you would see why Oklahoma people love him oh so much! 
(Well, it’s Wednesday, so – like clockwork – Sparky Satori must be grumpy about… something.)
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Wow, another night of Emmy glory for a stylized retro TV series that feels like an endless movie, reveling in existential angst and meticulous attention to cultural and jet-set scenery details. Why, it is almost as though USAmerica has some taste, and the cojones to celebrate it.
What usually happens when you put a group of carnivorous freaks in the same room results in a sort of “mini-Nationalism,” or as we like to call it— filthy fascism. There is no place for it in our country, and yet still we allow it. It’s a bit like the town hall mess that was forced upon us last month, but this time— it’s on the radio. 
