Oscar Goodman is a man that many have heard nothing about. He is a warrior, scholar, and proud alcoholic. Therefore, we are delighted to share with you, dear readers, that Goodman is running for Governor of Nevada. This gives us great joy.
Nevada is known for many things — most of them vices — which is why Goodman is such a good fit. Luckily he currently leads the pack with 41% of the vote. Once again, this brings us great joy.
We must focus on his accomplishments:
1. He told a fourth-grade assembly that his favorite hobby was “drinking” and that he would take showgirls to a desert island instead of his wife.
You probably don’t have the integrity to tell a group of 10 year old students that drinking is THE BOMB, do you? Oscar Goodman does, however. He is truly an American hero.
If you are a wingnut and hate your own party— you should be ELATED over this news:
The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at 
