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		<title>Tragic Consequences</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/12/tragic-consequences/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortsshortsshorts</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Abortion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Neal Horsley, a long time friend of Your Shorts&#38;Pants is getting a bit into some hot water. Our thoughts must be with him at this time. Your Editor has spoken to him on numerous occasions —like when we started the mini-meme of &#8220;vote for Neal Horsley for Governor.&#8221; Ah — the good &#8216;ol days.
No [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is You Is Or Is You Ain&#8217;t An Ignorant Dumbshit</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AustinJunkie</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[reactionary idiots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rewriting history]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The fine folks who brought intelligent design and Christian Founding Fathers to Texas school textbooks are back for a second round of stupid.
This time they&#8217;ve voted to give a conservative cast to the teaching of history and economics, thus ensuring the ignorance and reactionary-ness (heh) of the next generation of rednecks and hicks.
“They are going [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know What They Say About the Greeks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AustinJunkie</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[early retirement]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[takin' it to the streets]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We should all be so lucky as to live in Greece, what with the Mediterranean weather, the beautiful islands and the ancient history.
Oh sure, they&#8217;ve hit a few bumps in the road lately, and their fellow €Euro countries want to throw them to the dogs, with nobody willing to help unless the government lines up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glenn Beck to America: &#8216;I will Sexually Assault Men, Women, and Pets&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/09/glenn-beck-to-america-i-will-sexually-assault-men-women-and-pets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dana</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch the latest news video at video.foxnews.com
While everyone is pooping their pants over Eric Massa&#8217;s shocking 24-hour, all-male tickle orgies, your Shorts&#038;Pants can&#8217;t help but notice something that Glenn Beck&#8211;America&#8217;s Prince&#8211;let slip during his interview with Massa.  It starts at about the 2 minute mark in the video above, where Beck says, to paraphrase: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Must Repeal Laws That Don&#8217;t Exist Yet</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/09/we-must-repeal-laws-that-dont-exist-yet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortsshortsshorts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ After all of these years of Health Care reform ruining our Nation and turning us into an angry breed of socialist scum hell-bent on destroying all that is right and true in the world, National Review would like to share with you the solution to this terrible thing that has gripped all persons in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glenn Beck: &#8220;I Am Currently Feasting On Paint Chips&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortsshortsshorts</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Glenn Beck = Sociopath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Glenn Beck is Not Target Practice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Look at the GIGANTIC photo to the left. He is pointing at you and laughing, readers. Glenn Beck hates you, you see&#8212; but you shouldn&#8217;t worry about it. Anybody who says the following is obviously desperate for attention.
&#8220;I beg you, look for the words &#8217;social justice&#8217; or &#8216;economic justice&#8217; on your church Web site. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Washington Times: &#8220;All People In All Nations Hate Democrats&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/09/washington-times-all-people-in-all-nations-hate-democrats/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/09/washington-times-all-people-in-all-nations-hate-democrats/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortsshortsshorts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Moonie Times has brought up something that every other massive news outlet has somehow missed&#8212; and we need to get to the bottom of it. According to our good friends over there, Democrats are horrible, horrible failures. In fact, nations the globe over have come to agree with this sentiment. Who would have thought?
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Shorts &amp; Pants Is Still On Fire</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/08/your-shorts-pants-is-still-on-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortsshortsshorts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you to those who have given so far — but we&#8217;re still burning. This is a real barn burner. Please donate! And TIPS! MUCH LOVE TO ALL READERS. We really need any help we can get.
— Your Editor
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		<title>Yes, Time is of the Essence</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/08/yes-time-is-of-the-essence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AustinJunkie</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bring back Nixon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[failed presidency]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone&#8217;s favorite right-wing, warmongering Nobel Peace Prize president, Barack HUSSEIN Obama, doesn&#8217;t want anyone to think that health care reform isn&#8217;t a priority for his administration. Today&#8217;s New York Times headline says it all:
Obama Warns Democrats of Urgency of Health Bill
Yes. Only 13+ months into his presidency, after 13+ months of &#8220;debate&#8221; on health care [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin: Filthy, Unapologetic Communist</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/08/sarah-palin-filthy-unapologetic-communist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/08/sarah-palin-filthy-unapologetic-communist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortsshortsshorts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Finally — the tidbit of information we had waited for. It appears that America&#8217;s Most Horrible Person is actually a pinko bastard sent to subvert our glorious Nation and bring it to ruin. Will we let her get away with it?
I remember my brother, he burned his ankle in some little kid accident thing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Thought That Was the Other Daughter</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/05/i-thought-that-was-the-other-daughter-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/05/i-thought-that-was-the-other-daughter-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AustinJunkie</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dick Cheney is not the father of her kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liz Cheney is not a lesbian]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You might think Wolf Blitzer is a leprechaun. We won&#8217;t try to dissuade you from that belief. But we must alert you to the ongoing conspiracy between Wolfie and seriously-I&#8217;m-not-a-lesbian Liz Cheney to smear all government officials who might even think about not executing accused terrorists immediately (but only after torturing them.)
Liz can&#8217;t fool Shorts&#38;Pants. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New And Exciting Things&#8230; On The Internet</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/05/new-and-exciting-things-on-the-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/05/new-and-exciting-things-on-the-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortsshortsshorts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you want an exciting map to all kinds of witchcraft, occults and the like? Are you fed up with this damned idol worshipers getting between you and the mighty Jeebus? Well, friend&#8212; we have the perfect opportunity for you. 

How does one do such a thing? What is our tact? Apparently, for some, it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy People Agree: &#8220;Let&#8217;s Just Have Lots Of Gay Sex&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/05/holy-people-agree-lets-just-have-lots-of-gay-sex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortsshortsshorts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Ah yes, the Vatican. Home to the ages of good and just. No matter if they&#8217;ve conformed to many pagan rituals (i.e. Christmas, Halloween, etc.), they are on the just path to righteousness. Screw the casserole of sex scandals that has plagued the mighty church&#8212; we have to do to this right. It&#8217;s time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Nobody &#8217;til Somebody Pets Your Hair</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/04/youre-nobody-til-somebody-pets-your-hair/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/04/youre-nobody-til-somebody-pets-your-hair/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AustinJunkie</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Debra Medina teabagger]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every Texan&#8217;s favorite dumbass, Governor Rick Perry, barely made it over the first hurdle toward re-election Tuesday.
The potential Republican presidential candidate, who would be a worthy successor to the equally intellectually-challenged George W. Bush, had his secessionary thunder stolen by certified crazy woman and teabagger Debra Medina, who managed to win 18.5% of the vote, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bible Swapping</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/04/bible-swapping/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/04/bible-swapping/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortsshortsshorts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may furnish your own opinion of the following, as we have NO IDEA what to think of it. Perhaps this is a necessary trade?
 A college atheist group is offering students pornography in exchange for Bibles. 
Atheist Agenda calls the exchange &#8220;Smut for Smut,&#8221; prompting prayers and protests from Christian students at the University [...]]]></description>
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		<title>California State Senator Roy Ashburn: &#8220;Down With Gays&#8212; Oh Wait I Am Gay&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/04/california-state-senator-roy-ashburn-down-with-gays-oh-wait-i-am-gay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/04/california-state-senator-roy-ashburn-down-with-gays-oh-wait-i-am-gay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortsshortsshorts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/?p=8732</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ Some men know what they want. They want the ladies, and commonly they will go to interesting lengths to get said ladies, Some men, however, prefer other men&#8212; they mustn&#8217;t be &#8220;blamed&#8221; for it, as it is arguably a very natural thing to be attracted to members of the same sex. California Senator Roy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ronald Reagan Is Not A God, Is Not Invincible, And Is Dead</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/02/ronald-reagan-is-not-a-god-is-not-invincible-and-is-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2010/03/02/ronald-reagan-is-not-a-god-is-not-invincible-and-is-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 22:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shortsshortsshorts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How&#8217;s that trickle-down economics thing working out for ya? According to John McCain, very fucking well. He&#8217;s on a new trip now, and it involves the absolute cream of Conservative ideology that ever walked the terra.
Reagan was to the economy as Nixon was to Panda Bear Diplomacy, so to hear that we should use him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fox News To America: &#8220;I AM A FILTHY LIBERAL.&#8221; America to Fox News President: &#8220;You are Lying, You Bastard.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Something is delectably uncertain with America&#8217;s favorite news outlet, and we do not know where to place responsiblity. On the one hand you have a Rupert Murdoch scorning the lands of hope with Agent Orange, and on the other you have a strange character by the name of Roger Ailes, who is a man [...]]]></description>
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