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		<title>Comment on Glenn Beck: &#8220;I Am Currently Feasting On Paint Chips&#8221; by Hann1bal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hann1bal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh hai, Glenn Beck. What&#039;s that? Churches that promote social and economic justice are bad? We should leave it if they promote things like that? Really. Hokay, then, I&#039;ll be going now...

Ladedadeda, surfing the web...

Oh hai, website of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (aka Mormons, aka Glenn Beck). What&#039;s that? Humanitarian work? RUN GLENN RUN! They even talk about &quot;Welfare Services&quot;. Welfare? O NOES, THEY&#039;RE COMMIES!

http://www.lds.org/humanitarianservices/0,19749,6208,00.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh hai, Glenn Beck. What&#8217;s that? Churches that promote social and economic justice are bad? We should leave it if they promote things like that? Really. Hokay, then, I&#8217;ll be going now&#8230;</p>
<p>Ladedadeda, surfing the web&#8230;</p>
<p>Oh hai, website of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (aka Mormons, aka Glenn Beck). What&#8217;s that? Humanitarian work? RUN GLENN RUN! They even talk about &#8220;Welfare Services&#8221;. Welfare? O NOES, THEY&#8217;RE COMMIES!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Tragic Consequences by Oblio's Cap</title>
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		<dc:creator>Oblio's Cap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Someone&#039;s way to uptight about the buttsecks.  He must not be hung like a Horsely.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone&#8217;s way to uptight about the buttsecks.  He must not be hung like a Horsely.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Is You Is Or Is You Ain&#8217;t An Ignorant Dumbshit by Oblio's Cap</title>
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		<dc:creator>Oblio's Cap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Unfortunately, as goes the Texas textbook market, so goes the nation&#039;s.

FreeDumb!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unfortunately, as goes the Texas textbook market, so goes the nation&#8217;s.</p>
<p>FreeDumb!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Your Daily Malkin by Tragic Consequences - ShortsandPants</title>
		<link>http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/2009/05/04/your-daily-malkin-7/comment-page-1/#comment-84678</link>
		<dc:creator>Tragic Consequences - ShortsandPants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Horsley, a long time friend of Your Shorts&amp;Pants is getting a bit into some hot water. Our thoughts must be with him at [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Horsley, a long time friend of Your Shorts&amp;Pants is getting a bit into some hot water. Our thoughts must be with him at [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Is You Is Or Is You Ain&#8217;t An Ignorant Dumbshit by Monsieur Grumpe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Monsieur Grumpe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:39:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I blame the Irish. 
The French too. Friggin Frogs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I blame the Irish.<br />
The French too. Friggin Frogs.</p>
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		<title>Comment on You Know What They Say About the Greeks by x111e7thst</title>
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		<dc:creator>x111e7thst</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on You Know What They Say About the Greeks by AustinJunkie</title>
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		<dc:creator>AustinJunkie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oblio&#039;s Cap:

We must look forward, hater.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oblio&#8217;s Cap:</p>
<p>We must look forward, hater.</p>
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		<title>Comment on You Know What They Say About the Greeks by Oblio's Cap</title>
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		<dc:creator>Oblio's Cap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8563547.stm

Karl Rove- proud waterboarder.  What a POS.</description>
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<p>Karl Rove- proud waterboarder.  What a POS.</p>
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		<title>Comment on You Know What They Say About the Greeks by Oblio's Cap</title>
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		<dc:creator>Oblio's Cap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Such a cynic. You must believe in the American Soviet revolution&lt;/i&gt;

It&#039;s that enlightened self-interest that powers the engine of capitalism.  It&#039;s odd that I never actually see it in action at the individual level very often.  That makes me doubt some the assumptions of our wonderful capitalist economic model.

Maybe Lester could explain it to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Such a cynic. You must believe in the American Soviet revolution</i></p>
<p>It&#8217;s that enlightened self-interest that powers the engine of capitalism.  It&#8217;s odd that I never actually see it in action at the individual level very often.  That makes me doubt some the assumptions of our wonderful capitalist economic model.</p>
<p>Maybe Lester could explain it to me.</p>
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		<title>Comment on You Know What They Say About the Greeks by AustinJunkie</title>
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		<dc:creator>AustinJunkie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;The potential problem is that Greece might see a repeat of the military regime of 1967-74.&lt;/i&gt;

This would be heavily frowned upon by the EU. Even though it might help the Greeks pay off their debts, the EU countries would probably cut off all aid. Operating on the principle of self-preservation, the EU doesn&#039;t want to give potential military coup-ists in other countries any ideas.

&lt;i&gt;Oblio&#039;s Cap&lt;/i&gt;

Such a cynic. You &lt;i&gt;must&lt;/i&gt; believe in the American Soviet revolution. Especially since the working class in America are already so liberal. Ha ha ha ha. Weird how the people who would benefit most from government assistance cut themselves off at the knees by being anti-government. If weird implies entirely lacking in education and intelligence.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>The potential problem is that Greece might see a repeat of the military regime of 1967-74.</i></p>
<p>This would be heavily frowned upon by the EU. Even though it might help the Greeks pay off their debts, the EU countries would probably cut off all aid. Operating on the principle of self-preservation, the EU doesn&#8217;t want to give potential military coup-ists in other countries any ideas.</p>
<p><i>Oblio&#8217;s Cap</i></p>
<p>Such a cynic. You <i>must</i> believe in the American Soviet revolution. Especially since the working class in America are already so liberal. Ha ha ha ha. Weird how the people who would benefit most from government assistance cut themselves off at the knees by being anti-government. If weird implies entirely lacking in education and intelligence.</p>
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		<title>Comment on You Know What They Say About the Greeks by Oblio's Cap</title>
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		<dc:creator>Oblio's Cap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Somewhere in here there’s a lesson for the giant army of unemployed in God’s America. But will they learn it?&lt;/i&gt;

No.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Somewhere in here there’s a lesson for the giant army of unemployed in God’s America. But will they learn it?</i></p>
<p>No.</p>
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		<title>Comment on You Know What They Say About the Greeks by x111e7thst</title>
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		<dc:creator>x111e7thst</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The potential problem  is that Greece might see a repeat of the military regime of 1967-74. The pretext the Colonels used then &quot;securing the country against Communist takeover&quot; could be dusted off and trotted out again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The potential problem  is that Greece might see a repeat of the military regime of 1967-74. The pretext the Colonels used then &#8220;securing the country against Communist takeover&#8221; could be dusted off and trotted out again.</p>
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		<title>Comment on You Know What They Say About the Greeks by AustinJunkie</title>
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		<dc:creator>AustinJunkie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>YES!

Can you imagine cops on strike in the US? Looks like the last one was Baltimore 36 years ago.

The Man (pretty much) never goes on strike in God&#039;s America. God wouldn&#039;t like that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YES!</p>
<p>Can you imagine cops on strike in the US? Looks like the last one was Baltimore 36 years ago.</p>
<p>The Man (pretty much) never goes on strike in God&#8217;s America. God wouldn&#8217;t like that.</p>
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		<title>Comment on You Know What They Say About the Greeks by x111e7thst</title>
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		<dc:creator>x111e7thst</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is in fact hard to crack down on the strikers when the cops are on strike.

No doubt there are some Greek colonels thinking through the various ramifications of the knotty problem right now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is in fact hard to crack down on the strikers when the cops are on strike.</p>
<p>No doubt there are some Greek colonels thinking through the various ramifications of the knotty problem right now.</p>
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		<title>Comment on We Must Repeal Laws That Don&#8217;t Exist Yet by Oblio's Cap</title>
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		<dc:creator>Oblio's Cap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They live in Bizzaro-World, where everything is the opposite of our planet.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Glenn Beck to America: &#8216;I will Sexually Assault Men, Women, and Pets&#8217; by Oblio's Cap</title>
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		<dc:creator>Oblio's Cap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That cat is probably the closest thing to a pussy that Glenn Beck has ever seen, let alone touched.

He seems to have a  truly bisexual bent, at least when it comes to groping staffers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That cat is probably the closest thing to a pussy that Glenn Beck has ever seen, let alone touched.</p>
<p>He seems to have a  truly bisexual bent, at least when it comes to groping staffers.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Taser Of Wisdom: “Moral Accounting” Edition by Alex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Glenn Beck: &#8220;I Am Currently Feasting On Paint Chips&#8221; by x111e7thst</title>
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		<dc:creator>x111e7thst</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>their finger, there finger. Moran.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>their finger, there finger. Moran.</p>
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