Posts by WilsonEdgar

Summer Abroad: The Bachmanns of this World

By WilsonEdgar, 11 January, 2010, 3 Comments

When you’re stuck abroad, c’os your wife has job better than you and now you have to follow the bitch around like a little emasculated puppy. Sorry, I digress. When you’re living abroad you tend to look for signs that remind you of home, or least what your selective memory tells you is home and sometimes it’s the little things that get you.

Summer abroad— Save Me From These People

By WilsonEdgar, 23 December, 2009, 1 Comment

As an American I never quite understood the whole monarchy thing. It’s just bizarre to think that there is, literally, a welfare Queen. Yes, someone who my tax money would pay so she can be posh, cut ribbons and pollute magazines with her regal lifestyle. Bunch of despicable bums, I tell you

Summer Abroad

By WilsonEdgar, 14 December, 2009, 1 Comment


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Italians are known for taking matters into their own hands (or fists, on occasion). Sleaze ball Silvio got cold-smacked – and I don’t mean this in the typical Italian-kinky way. He actually got his face smashed either by a disaffected voter or a very angry husband (as we have an insatiable lust for knowledge about their sex lives). The jury is still out. Being Berlusconi we can’t discount the possibility that this might have been the worst hit job ever.

In the meantime somewhere in Ireland a well mannered politician expresses his view on something that clearly nobody is interested in as proven by a soulless, empty chamber.

All in all Europeans are beginning to feel proud of themselves, as their influence grows around the world, especially in 3rd world countries and on the topic of children, the worlds most famous child lover Roman Polanski is on home arrest. Poor bastard. Just like back home, Europeans also hate to imprison important people no matter what — even if Pedobear demands it.

Summer Abroad

By WilsonEdgar, 23 November, 2009, 6 Comments

As my summer abroad continues, I cannot stop noticing that things haven’t changed that much around here (lucky for us and our stereotyped “misconceptions” of Europeans).

Your Sometimes Daily WTF

By WilsonEdgar, 20 November, 2009, 7 Comments

From Wilson Edgar: “(Okay, again, not funny… but it could be a good starting point)

This thing starts with:

Citing the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s call to civil disobedience,
I mean how cute is that?? Funny thing is that while MLK was fighting for the rights of blacks these same people would come up with gems such as “If God intended people of different races to marry He would have not put them in different continents”.. but now interracial marriage is fine, Negroes can have the fat and the ugly (Meg I’m talking to you, come to daddy), it’s okay for them to cite MLK.