After all of these years of Health Care reform ruining our Nation and turning us into an angry breed of socialist scum hell-bent on destroying all that is right and true in the world, National Review would like to share with you the solution to this terrible thing that has gripped all persons in fear and dismay for far too long. Let’s repeal the thing. Never mind if no measure of law has been enacted. We must act.
This is a true advancement for us all.
“The Case for Repeal” is the name of the column in which we speak of. This thing is full of glorious tidbits unmatched by the best of minds. Newton, Socrates and the like could never have matched the wit of the great Rich Lowry, Editor of National Review, who has this to share with you.
If Pelosi somehow succeeds, Democrats will tell themselves they’ve finally attained a goal that has eluded them since Truman. But it won’t be over.
Alright, so Rich begins with a very strong statement. “IT WONT BE OVER.” Surely this article will be about Health Care Reform. Yes. It is beyond any doubt that Rich will go off about the subject in the headline.
In terms of the Iraq War, it will be the toppling–the–Saddam Hussein–statue phase of the operation, with more combat still in the offing.
What, Rich? That’s not Health Care. Now you’re talking about Iraq. That doesn’t make any sense, Rich. Are you off the meds?
Look at the GIGANTIC photo to the left. He is pointing at you and laughing, readers. Glenn Beck hates you, you see— but you shouldn’t worry about it. Anybody 
The Moonie Times has brought up something that every other massive news outlet has somehow missed— and we need to get to the bottom of it. According to 
Finally — the tidbit of information we had waited for. It appears that America’s Most Horrible Person is actually a pinko bastard sent to 
Some men know what they want. They want the ladies, and commonly they will go to interesting lengths to get said ladies, Some men, however, prefer other men— they mustn’t be “blamed” for it, as it is arguably a very natural thing to be attracted to members of the same sex. California Senator Roy Ashburn, a man who represents a massive amount of California dirt, cannot come to terms with this fact of life. While 
How’s that trickle-down economics thing working out for ya? According to John McCain, very fucking well. 
Something is delectably uncertain with America’s favorite news outlet, and we do not know where to place responsiblity. On the one hand you have a Rupert Murdoch scorning the lands of hope with Agent Orange, and on the other you have a strange character 
Who says a pitcher can’t be a hitter? Jim Bunning reminds us of this fact. Yes, he’s really sparking it up with the right people. During his Fabulous Filibuster Against All That Is Good And Right With Society, he decided it would be a great idea to stare in the face of a major media outlet, and just sort of, well— tell it to fuck off. Well done, Jim.
Like many human beings, Michele Bachmann endeavors to do what is right and true for the sustenance of her own advancement. This is just and true for the nature of the American Dream, as she is a strong proponent of advancing the causes of good for her constituency. You see, our elected leaders are obviously there to protect the interests of those they serve, and Michele is no exception to this glorious rule of thumb.
Your Editor has received a number of e-mails asking why posts have dropped off the wayside. It is time, dear readers, to explain.
None have found a man of greater moral turpitude than 
Your every inclination may be to look at the photo to your left. You may think this is NOT going to create spasms of crazy within your heart of hearts. You would be wrong. Who is this sexy bald man to the left? It’s Frank Gaffney, and he writes for 
California governors have a long legacy of being wimpy little bastards. Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Grey Davis and Jerry Brown are just a few examples of the people that have passed through the halls of this horrible State lingering on the fringe of physique. We cannot judge the living (how has Jerry Brown lived so long) but we can certainly judge the dead. Richard Nixon (America’s greatest President) and Ronald Reagan (thanks for that trickle-down thing) may have not lived up to our expectations, but Arnold Schwarzenegger has. He’s a fucking bad ass— a true physical warrior. It is written.
