Posts by Reuben

This Here is Los Angeles

By Reuben, 20 November, 2009, 4 Comments

This evil Los Angeles. Run down low life strip malls spread on and on between ethnic enclaves.
Youthful spirit and ignorance.

Pools upon backyard pools, while the desert sun spreads more youth through the holy trinity- yoga, plastic surgery, and pills – for all ages, at the end of the holy pilgrimage, manifest destiny for the soul, for the heart of America, for spreading our ways, our loves, our ideals across the US one blockbuster at a time, spreading our wars, our guns, and our babes across the whole world, reflecting a nation’s mad desires, spitting into the abyss of self-ignorance, passing off responsibility to the notions of freedom, enchanting the playboys with ford models, addicts with the streets, the border, the sex, the allure, the depression,
the grind of beauty against the axe of different modes of distribution, mass marketing appeal of the few who make the trek, who drink the water, who survive in the bungalows of Hollywood, or those who flee to the protection of the valley, from the wealth of Beverly Hills, the Huntington railroads, the giant octopus wrapping its beak around the face of diversity, happiness, and originality drinking the blood of the innocent like Vlad Dracula, the destroyer and invader of central Europe,
come one come all to the firework display of the red sun setting in fire to the million dollar trailer parks of Malibu, from blinking red lights of brakes upon brakes, 10 million folk sharing nothing, fighting for nothing, building nothing but impermanence in a desert of dreams.

A Minute of Facts

By Reuben, 27 July, 2009, 3 Comments

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Two sets of Facts.

61.7% of Adult US population voted in the 2008 Presidential Elections.

59.5% of the Adult US population is currently employed (as of July 1st.)

Conclusion. If you don’t work, you don’t vote.

What are all these houses for?

By Reuben, 24 July, 2009, 9 Comments


Bloomberg is reporting that during the second quarter, there were 18.7 million vacant homes.  That is out of a total of 130 million homes in the US.

As has been pointed out elsewhere, if we assume a normal Christian home of two men and two women living together, then this surplus of homes could comfortably fit the entire population of England and Israel.  This housing surplus presents a very worth geopolitical goal: the real Americanization of England and Israelis.  Move them to the US in one of the many empty cruiseships and then the US can be truly great, zionistic, and proper.

Please join us for tea at 2.

Globalist Mind Control

By Reuben, 14 July, 2009, No Comment

Praise science! Praise anything. Knowledge, power, JC on a stick, whatever floats your boat. But I am here to tell you one thing.  I am better than you.  It is not because of who I am, or the great things I’ve been able to accomplish in my life.  Rather, I am better than you because I have found the answers to important universally asked questions.

For my limited time on Earth, I will be teaching the answers to these questions.  You will know the truth because you will not hear other options. You will know the way because all others will be blocked thanks to the graciousness of the truth. Prepare yourself for the journey…

A Very Biden Business

By Reuben, 4 May, 2009, 5 Comments

You are Joe Biden.

What will you do? (a. become VP, b. create more tax incentives for credit card cos, or c. make gaffe)

You choose a. You will now become the VP of America. Make sure your son is no longer a well paid lobbyist. Have your son and brother buy a sketchy business. What sketchy business will they buy? (a. ocaî berry marketer, b. fund-of-fund, or c. pornographer)

You choose b. What will the successful name of this business be? (a. Fairfield Greenwich Group, b. Leverage Credit Opportunity Fund, c. Paradigm Global)

You choose c. You are now ready to be VP. Good luck to your family member’s business!

Economic Roundup – Credit Style

By Reuben, 30 April, 2009, 4 Comments

Presented without comment, the state of American Debt and who owns this debt. 1982 is a significant date for the economy, as that was the “bottom” of the last major recession.

Recession Comparision, credit in the US

Foreign holders of US Debt

Do you see that 50% of our money is coming from foreigns?

Seasteading – A Libertarian Utopia

By Reuben, 29 April, 2009, 10 Comments

Peter Thiel, who according to Worthington’s Law is better than almost all of us, has just written a rather interesting collections of words and phrases with grammer in the blog Cato-Unbound.  This self-serving smut describes how his career has been shaped by three things.  His lofty IQ, his libertarianism, and how he has been searching for “truly free places.”

Now consider that Peter Thiel is not a fringe wingnut.  During the early 90s, he was both a lawyer and a Wall Street trader.  He then started PayPal, whose founding vision was “centered on the creation of a new world currency, free from all government control and dilution,” which he sold to Ebay.  Every time you use PayPal, you are supporting a free market dream ideology (and buy a fresh human liver from ebay while you’re at it)! From there, he founded Clarium Capital, a global macro hedge fund (which means his firm trades long and short against a particular view on how the global markets will behave and positions its portfolio to take advantage of how things will move) that manages well north of $4B.

He describes his lofty IQ in relationship to people within his stratosphere: “the higher one’s IQ, the more pessimistic one became about free-market politics — capitalism simply is not that popular with the crowd. Among the smartest conservatives, this pessimism often manifested in heroic drinking; the smartest libertarians, by contrast, had fewer hang-ups about positive law and escaped not only to alcohol but beyond it.”

But to escape the depressing reality that the “education of the body politic has become a fool’s errand,” Peter Thiel recommends the following awesome ideas for libertarian ideolouges everywhere:

TREE MAN!

By Reuben, 23 April, 2009, 6 Comments

How badly does this suck?

Don’t get HPV. The End.

Also, I’m sure www.weirdasianews.com will become your new favorite website.

By Reuben, 21 April, 2009, 3 Comments

Liberals, shame on you.  Only in a fascist Obama government can a good American company go bankrupt because there are not enough Illegals to work the hydroponic farms.  But lo and behold, Eurofresh Inc, an Arizona grower of over 200 million tomatoes and cucumbers filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy today,  “citing labor shortages following illegal immigration crackdowns.”

By Reuben, 20 April, 2009, 1 Comment

There are well paid political consultancy gigs… and then there is this.  Seriously, stop your current job and go befriend your state comptroller.  If you do this, you can be like Hank Morris, BFF with former NY State Comptroller Alan Hevesi who managed NY State’s $120 B pension fund.  Hank made a cool $30 million by placing NY’s Pension $$$ somewhere. Anywhere.

Hank Morris is a nobody. So disregard that.

Steven Rattner, however, is a somebody.

Sunday Economic Rodeo

By Reuben, 19 April, 2009, 5 Comments

If hope springs eternal, like the green shoots of spring, then Bernanke better be consulting this year’s farmer’s almanac to determine if March and April’s green shoots will yield a bountiful harvest prior to winter’s cruel frosts.

Although American recessions do not offer a large sample size for statistical comparison, the following graph shows the performance of the public markets during four notable bear markets.

October 2008 is the obvious D-day for major differentiation between the credit crisis and great depression on the one hand, and the tame bear markets of 73-74 and the tech bubble collapse on the other.  This makes some basic sense.  The markets of today and that of the Great Depression share a common malady in how the financial markets themselves function.  The access to cheap foreign capital enabled tremendous innovation and risk taking by financial institutions, which brought most to a point of insolvency without direct government intervention through loan guarantees, equity and non-equity injections (i.e. the unwinding of AIG’s default credit protection), and changes to mark-to-market accounting.  The IMF agrees, stating that these type of recessions take, “50 percent longer on average to recover its previous peak.”

There are many noteworthy datapoints concerning how the financial markets are currently holding up.

In 2009 year-to-date, the FDIC has taken over 25 banks around the country.  Florida’s largest bank, BankUnited of Coral Gables with over $14B in assets, has been given a 20 day ultimatum as of April 14th to raise money or be taken over.

In JP Morgan’s investor conference call to discuss its earnings report, CFO Michael Cavanagh described how the markets work.  During normal markets, Banks represent 25% of the money moving through financial system.  What makes up the remaining 75% is rather mysterious and anyone with any suggestions as to what this is should leave a comment.  Undoubtedly, Sovereign Wealth Funds make up a large percentage of the remainder.

China’s current and future role in international money flows will be very interesting.  To this end, China is proactively taking steps to protect its interest as the dominant supplier of goods.  Most notably, on April 15th China finalized a deal with Argentina, arranging a $10.2bn currency swap of their respective currencies (70bn CNY/38bn ARS).  For the most part, the USD has been the primary reserve currency for international trade.  China’s move allows Argentineans to directly access Chinese Yuan for trade, rather than having to settle in US Dollars, reducing the barrier of trade with China.

As to the public markets in the US… the current bear market bounce is rather scary in many ways.  Unless you absolutely need money from the public markets, the over riding goal of the American public should be that the markets function properly.  That value determines price.  This is not the case.  With tremendously low volume, the current bounce is been driven by the covering of short interests driven by Government intervention.  When you hold a stock short, if the stock rises or if there is a dividend, you – the short – have to put up more collateral.  Right now, the financials and consumer cyclicals have net short positions of 5 billion and 2.7 billion shares respectively.

Volume in the public markets is also analogous with liquidity.  With the introduction of computerized trading, specialized
“quant funds,” have become the biggest liquidity providers in the system.  Quants are currently getting destroyed by this market bounce.

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Quant funds have blown up before, and when they have, they have greatly disrupted the volume of trading in the markets.  The last time this happened was in August 2007.  The following graph is a Bloomberg screen of publically available information on the performance of quant funds.  The thing to look for in these kind of graphs is the movement away from historical norms, i.e. breaking the lines.  Currently the lines are broken.  As reported by ZeroHedge, the largest quant managers are getting reamed by the market.  The implications of quant funds is that if they stop trading, market liquidity will drop to almost nothing.  Meaning public markets will have almost no liquidity and that the value of stocks is irrelevant.

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The only remaining thing to thus say, is to say that Commercial Real Estate is estimated to bottom in 2011-2012, credit card defaults are rising, unemployment should drop another 700,000 this month, and anyone concerned about inflation should first take into account how slowly money is moving through the system.  It is moving very slowly.  The big question is after having goosed the “profits” of America’s banks, where does the money move to next?

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More From Chicago— They Just Keep Coming!

By Reuben, 15 April, 2009, 2 Comments

Here is something more priceless than your taxable income.

More photos from Daley Plaza after the jump.

Depleting the Resources of the Soundest Government in the World

By Reuben, 9 April, 2009, 2 Comments

Silvio Berlusconi is a Good, Decent Man

By Reuben, 9 April, 2009, 16 Comments

For those of you who are not familiar, Silvio Berlusconi is Italy’s President PREMIER (changed by your editor TWICE, because neither Reuben nor shorts have any idea who the hell this man is apparently).  He’s been elected and kicked out of office more times than D.C.’s Mayor Marion Barry.  Politically, he is an amalgamation of George W. Bush’s family power and connections and Rupert Murdoch’s control of the media, except that Berlusconi owns a media monopoly – not just some pipsqueak conglomerate.

But behold…

Nixonian Politics is still Reptilian Politics

By Reuben, 20 March, 2009, No Comment

Today is very special.  Not only does it look likely that the “suckers rally” ended, but Mr. Shorts&Pants himself asked me to read a Terence Corcoran article. In the interest of internet integrity, Shorts told me to “TRASH it, KILL it… it should be shot with a bigger gun than mine.”  Note the lower case it, as if the article is not worthy of sustained anger.  So here I am, a bigger gun: a German made Reuben Glock of anti-anti-intellectual muscle.

If there is one thing that I’m struck with over and over again – and this is not just the problem of city folk – is how people can’t see the forest from the trees. 

With Full Confidence

By Reuben, 16 March, 2009, 1 Comment

On March 3rd, Barry, the Sultan of Dollars, said, “buying stocks is a potentially good deal if you’ve got a long term perspective (i.e. Now may be a good time to buy stocks).”

Did you listen?

The markets sure have.

Nader says, Spend Money to Make Money

By Reuben, 13 March, 2009, 1 Comment
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Today’s thoughts on the economy are brought to you by Ralph Nader, who is probably still in debt from his 7th consecutive road trip coinciding with the election of other people to the office of President.

Whiskey before Breakfast

By Reuben, 26 February, 2009, No Comment

“When the glass is full drink up, drink up.  This may be the last time we see this cup.  If god wanted us sober, he’d knock the glass over, so while it is full, drink up.”

Which means if you’re not already drunk, then you’ve definitely missed out. The good news is that thanks to our fake economy, more and more people have extra time to spend drinking (thus the post title).  Yes, the recent newly minted class of millionaires can finally celebrate (drown sorrows) at almost any part of the day.

So the destitute remenants of an economy built on lies lost another 667,000 jobs. To crunch the numbers, that means over the last three months we’ve lost about 2 million jobs from a total labor pool of about 130 million, or 1.5% total.  If we keep that up, that means we lose 6% of the total labor force in one year.  Where once I was drunk, now I am sober. And the economy claims another victim…