This site is supposed to be like those fun little freaks in the photo, above. A lot of people have “blogs” that are basically a hodge-podge of bullshit nobody cares about that comes from one person ranting about “SHADOW GOVERNMENTS” or some other form of prescription retard. This is not (I hope) one of those places. ShortsandPants is a collaboration of people who just want to fuck around and laugh. Nothing else. We try to keep it political (cause that is why the editor went to “college”), but it is not defined, at all. If you want to post something, you should have a right to do that, by golly, ’cause this is ‘merica. So e-mail shorts@shortsshortsshorts to get in on it, or type out a comment or two. PUMAs need not apply (unless you’ve got sweet lady-bits). This site will not make you money— but THAT IS THE ONLY DRAWBACK. Other than that, try to have a good time (YOUR ECONOMY COMPELS YOU TO).
