People, some person WHO IS NOT AN ASSOCIATE EDITOR of this site broke through the line at the Tea Party Conference Call and caused many issues at the 54 minute mark. We highly recommend that you listen, as it is a message of GREAT importance.

There were many other “troll” people, but we only have two reported at this point. These reports are probably not true, but whoever that “Dana” (*achem*) guy is should PIPE DOWN.

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ShortsandPants has been a longtime supporter and friend of Michael Patrick Leahy, who has happily sued our allies in the past and is possibly the best person in the world. His credentials are known to any loyal reader of this distinguished shit-stain of a website, of which we are proud to label ourselves. The point, however, of this entire post, is that our best friend Michael is conducting a public CONFERENCE CALL. Said conference call will be conducted at some time today, which information shall be posted here for your consideration *hint hint*.

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Everybody’s favorite Tea Bagger, founder of the exciting #tcot hash tag on the Twatter, has recently entered yet another BRAND NEW BATTLE (if you search for his name on this site you will see what we mean,) on the Internet.  This time it’s David Weigel of the Washington Independent. Mr. Weigel has angered the dark force, as when you go to MP Leahy’s terrible website, there is a huge picture of David and a Drudge-like headline above said picture. Unfortunately, for MP Leahy, he has once again failed at life — as we must demonstrate below.

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The operative, who shall not be named, submits the following for your review. Surely this operative is skillful and swift— like oh, say, a ninja:

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Yes, the “fire Letterman” project is truly getting off the ground for our favorite tea bagger. Delusions of greatness are being thrown around everywhere, which is not healthy. Nothing will stop him.

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“Fire David Letterman” is an exciting new movement that is sweeping the Nation. Of course, you can only call it “Sweeping the Nation” if the Nation consists of 15 people, but still, IT’S ON, people.

While the big protest in New York was supposed to attract thousands of people, barely anyone showed up, probably because of taxes (TEA BAG THEM). In fact, even with all the coverage it received, nobody seems to care. Is it that Michael Patrick Leahy can’t seem to get his ideas off the ground, or does he really, actually, suck at life? We can’t make a determination, so we will leave it to you, dear readers. Let’s have a look at what he’s been trying to accomplish, and how that hasn’t been working, at all.

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Wednesday is KKK day, everyone! Didn’t you know that? No? Well, now you do.

“Lauren” sent in a tip this morning that deserves some well-needed attention, as the KKK is still in our lives— yes each and every one. Let’s explore the catacombs of KKK philosophy in the 21st century, together.

First, and most of all, we must endeavor to understand the Klan’s semi-modern hero, David Duke, and his inner struggle with being a lonely white, Christian male in a discriminating minority world:

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It is so sad at this point. Leahy tried so hard to defend his cause by suing well-known girl-blogger Stephanie.

The offensive has become the utterly defensive. Not only has Leahy been forced to give up on his noble course, he is now receiving an utter ass kicking on Teablogging from said girl-blogger:

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Hi ho! I’m about to head off for a good night’s rest before enjoying a well-deserved Memorial Day weekend, but I just wanted to draw your attention to something pretty exciting. As you may have read on this website and on Teablogging.net (that’s “dot-net,” Olbermann, get it right next time!), tea party organizer Michael Patrick Leahy planned a tea party rally in Murfreesboro, TN today. And how many people were at that rally, you ask? 100,000? 200,000? 1,000,000? More than that?

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Just look at this man. LOOK. AT. HIM. Ha ha JUST KIDDING there is nothing to look at. But listen to what Michael has to share with us, because it may affect the future of this great Nation.

Who is the real Barack Obama? After all, we don’t even KNOW the guy. Never mind that this tactic was used by Hillary, McWalnuts, Snowbilly, etc., IT REMAINS EFFECTIVE. Jesus.

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Everyone makes mistakes sometimes, right? Well our good friend Michael Patrick Leahy, who has shot himself into public life by promoting the noble cause of tea bagging Americans everywhere, attempted to sue the site that your editor will be TAKING OVER ON MAY 28, 2009 (BOO YA)— Teablogging.net.

The interesting part of the whole ordeal is that dozens of experienced attorneys came to the aid of “StephanieinCA” with various “law blog posts,” which are apparently very helpful resources that you should be reading, as so many came to the aid of our cause and there really is no reason not to.

One site, Citizen Media Law Project, did a thorough exploration of how screwed Leahy actually is in pursuing litigation. Let’s have a gander!

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Michael Patrick Leahy, who is allegedly suing everyone in the universe, was featured on Keith Olbermann’s program on MSNBC last week. Let’s watch the clip, shall we?

Why is Keith Olbermann not being sued? WHY?!?!?! I will leave that to you to discuss in the comments.

And, as an update, remember that really cool, un-spellchecked complaint against Stephanie that he had posted on his website, then took down, then we posted on ShortsandPants, for posterity? Well, guess what? It’s back up! Unfortunately, though, the .pdf is only one page long. Do you think it’s just a teaser? Is someone proofreading the other pages as we speak? HOLY GOD JEEBUS, the computers are so hard to use these days!

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Poor Michael! Just look at his Twitter Page! He is literally spending all of his time defending his frivolous lawsuit against people who are like “what the hell is wrong with you?

Michael continues to threaten to sue everyone. He is probably getting a process server for you, RIGHT NOW! Keep in mind that the man probably cannot afford an attorney, wrote a TERRIBLE complaint which we posted last night right here on the ‘ol ShortsandPants, and will never, ever win a lawsuit when the operative language he’s suing for contained the words “Tax Fraud, Apparently.” How about this:

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SHORTSANDPANTS HAS ENTERED “WAR” STATUS: Apparently, one of our own, Stephanie, is being sued in “small claims Court” by alleged “tax lien” holder “Michael Patrick Leahy.” You may or may not know that this is the editor’s line of work, so it will probably (one can assume) be a very expensive small-claims suit for Mr. Leahy. Anyhoo, if you’d like to come on board, legal friends, we can have fun with it and destroy the suit, as it is not only Nuisance on our ‘ol gal Stephanie, but won’t stand up in a Court of law from even a plaintiff’s position. Yes, it seems Mr. Leahy really screwed the pooch on this one, but I guess we can all learn something from it, for LAFFS. The Complaint ess here. It is full of typos and ridiculousness. Enjoy.

Help us protect Net Neutrality and Free Speech, for teh Jeebus.

UPDATE: This is your co-editor, PantsPantsPants, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes and bringing you the news that “Michael Patrick Leahy” has apparently taken the .pdf of his Complaint against Stephanie off his website. That’s right: he seems to have tried to remove his “legal document” from the Internet! Fortunately, you can read about it at DailyKos and download it—typos and all—here. Once on the Internet, always on the Internet! So have some good LULZ this morning, won’t you please?

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Yesterday, America’s most important journalist, Stephanie, uncovered $150,000 worth of tax liens against national tea party organizer Michael P. Leahy and his wife, Debye. You can read the documents on Teablogging.net, the Pulitzer-prizewinning website!

After reading Stephanie’s story, I wanted to dig a little deeper. More specifically, I wanted to make sure that Michael and his wife, Debye, would not become the victim of tea party wackos who were now furious with their leader for once again poisoning the tea, so to speak, with his own personal foibles. What I discovered is terrifying, and I am already concerned for Mr. Leahy’s safety. You will be, too!

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