While everyone is pooping their pants over Eric Massa’s shocking 24-hour, all-male tickle orgies, your Shorts&Pants can’t help but notice something that Glenn Beck–America’s Prince–let slip during his interview with Massa. It starts at about the 2 minute mark in the video above, where Beck says, to paraphrase:
“I groped male staffers, female staffers, I fondled a cat, and I will NOT FUCKING RESIGN, EVER.”
And that is that.
(Fox News)
That cat is probably the closest thing to a pussy that Glenn Beck has ever seen, let alone touched.
He seems to have a truly bisexual bent, at least when it comes to groping staffers.